Carson Wentz Apology Thread

[Iggloo]

Since so many of you were so, so embarrassingly wrong about Carson Wentz, I thought it would be a good idea to create a thread where you can formally apologize for the absurd stupidities you have vomited out on these pages over the past few years.

Now that Carson has led his team to the playoffs with a 4,000-yard season in which he had ZERO receivers over 500 yards--in which he threw for 1,200 yards, 7 TDs and 0 INTs for four straight wins at the end despite throwing entirely to backups and guys fresh off the practice squad--it's time for you to seek penance for your sins against the Ginger Jesus.

Line up, nice and neat. I know there are a lot of you, but be patient, your turn in the confession booth will come.

“I’m just extremely grateful to be healthy and to be playing in this meaningful game,” Wentz said, via ESPN.com. “And I know the guys are fired up. We’re fired up. It was quite the regular season for us, with a lot of ups and downs, and the way we responded late in the year with our backs against the wall, to do what we did and to get to this moment, I think guys are thankful for it. But we’re still hungry.”

Carson Wentz carries Eagles to NFC East title, helping Philadelphia overcome numerous injuries

Carson Wentz “still hungry” after winning NFC East

 

[Iggloo]

Carson: "Where my haters at?"

Cowboys fans:

 

[Manster7588]

I'm sorry Wentz hasn't lived up to his #2 draft position.

 

[dbldwn711]

I’m sorry he didn’t win MVP like so many eagles fans predicted.

 

[Iggloo]

I'm sorry Wentz hasn't lived up to his #2 draft position.

You would rather have Jared Goff?

Or...Dak?

We know the real answer.

 

[DallasSucks]

I always thought people overreacted to the “injury bug” when it was clear his injury last year was a compacted to the major knee injury the year before. Once he got a full season removed, I was confident he’d make it through this year fine.

That said, I’d still love another overhaul to this teams medical staff and S&C as this team being a walking mash unit and having to play guys who were training at Edge Fitness a week before playing in a game is getting tiresome.

 

[Manster7588]

You would rather have Jared Goff?

Or...Dak?

We know the real answer.

Dak has better numbers.
Besides I'd MUCH rather have Dak and the Boatload of other players Dallas wouldn't have if they mortgaged the future on Fragile Wentz.

 

[ericd7633]

Dak has better numbers.
Besides I'd MUCH rather have Dak and the Boatload of other players Dallas wouldn't have if they mortgaged the future on Fragile Wentz.

Then I guess you'd MUCH rather be sitting at home next weekend.

 

[Ricky Roma]

Maybe I should start a Jimmy Garoppolo thread.....

 

[jarntt]

Wait, are you actually saying you think Wentz had a good year???
Even yesterday that shouldn't have been a game. He missed a lot of throws

 

[Iggloo]

The numbers are actually pretty similar.

Except one guy leads his team to playoffs and one doesn't.

 

[jarntt]

Then I guess you'd MUCH rather be sitting at home next weekend.

Yeah, cause that was Wentz...

 

[DallasSucks]

Why do people keep bringing up the “mortgage” of players for Wentz when Howie got multiple picks back, including the first rounder they gave up.

And at this point the Dak window is closed. They have to now pay him Franchise QB/Cap eating money.

 

[Iggloo]

The Dak "bargain" is up. Now he wants to be paid like Wentz, even though he ain't Wentz. So what did Dallas do while they had a rookie QB under a cheap contract anyway?

Oh yeah...absolutely nothing. Total limp dick just as before.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Lolz

 

[Iggloo]

Yeah, cause that was Wentz...

Who was it if not Wentz?

 

[dbldwn711]

Who was it if not Wentz?

the competition.

 

[Battlelyon]

 

[Iggloo]

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Answer honestly, would you trade Goff for Wentz right now?

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Not only a Carson Wentz apology, but an @Iggloo apology. And most of all a mother fucking @PhoenixEagles1 apology!!!