Caption this - Creatures of the Night edition

[puckhead]

only because 'Parasite' is too deep of a cut

 

[mattola]

There is no soul to devour, no heart to consume

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

KISS had yet to try the latest drug to hit the streets - Bettman​

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Got him! You've peed into your last mop bucket, mister!"

 

[dash]

Who knew that Peter Criss has actualy been NHL commissioner for the last 22 years?

 

[Slimpikins]

Someone should tell Gene he's got a little shit on his outfit.

 

[dash]

Gene usually jumps a Tweed, not a twerp...

 

[puckhead]

Someone should tell Gene he's got a little shit on his outfit.

game over. we have a winner

 

[Vadered]

For fuck's sake, Gene, just one goddamn twist of the arms...

 

[IndyAndy]

"Hey, Gene: When are you going to write a catchy theme song for us?"


Yes, folks: Sadly, this was all to real; courtesy of Gene's PR contract with the IRL back in '06-'08.