Canes agree to 5 more years of Semin

[DevilishWon]

I think that was unintentional comedy from Chicken Parm...

His specialty.

Good to know Alex can rest for several years now

 

[flyersfan4706]

rayferrarotsn: “@dutchysc: Alex Semin 7 mil a year! Come on.” 20th in league scoring-tied with Kessel as well

I think that was unintentional comedy from Chicken Parm...

That. Is. Amazing.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[sbb122]

"Lockout, what lockout?"

No cum, jizz, spooge jokes here...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Semin is the catalyst that reinvigorated Eric Staal...


worth it



and no ejaculate jokes in that either, 'cuz I'm super serious.








jism

 

[Slimpikins]

That is an over payment and I base this off of the fact that the one time I picked him in the survivor game he did not score and I was eliminated, so he obviously is an overrated piece of crap.

 

[buffhockey]

In 5 years I dread to think of that ice surface with Semin all over it.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Testicles.

 

[pixburgher66]

Did you guys know that Semin is really close to the word semen? The male reproductive fluid? Man, imagine the puns that could come from that.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Did you guys know that Semin is really close to the word semen? The male reproductive fluid? Man, imagine the puns that could come from that.

Ah shit guys, she knows! Quick, mods, delete the thread! Delete the thread!

 

[pixburgher66]

Ah shit guys, she knows! Quick, mods, delete the thread! Delete the thread!

How...how long has this been going on?
































Because if it's longer than four hours, you really should consult a healthcare professional.

 

[dash]

Testicles.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Dobber ‏@DobberHockey now Alexander Semin - pointless and minus-5 in his last three games. #HeCanRelaxNow

 

[dash]

Dobber ‏@DobberHockey now Alexander Semin - pointless and minus-5 in his last three games. #HeCanRelaxNow

Are you saying the Canes got shafted by blowing their wad with Semin?

 

[buffhockey]

Performance anxiety

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I swear, this never happens to him!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

to be fair, it's been cold



and he was in the pool