Braves 2015 season thread

[Edisto_Tiger]

lol ..... what a joke.

 

[wildturkey]

Braves West beat Braves East. Can we still count that as a win anyway?

 

[bamabear82]

God dammit @Edisto_Tiger !

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

God dammit @Edisto_Tiger !

lol.

Gomes is about to jack one!! It'll be alright.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Or not. Dude looked like he was pushing a wheel barrow full of bricks down to first.

 

[bamabear82]

Or not. Dude looked like he was pushing a wheel barrow full of bricks down to first.

He fucks with his batting helmet so much during an at bat that he's too damn tired to run to first if he actually hits it.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

And did I mention how much they wanted for a fucking jersey? $100-$250. That's nuts.

And fuck A HR to lead off the 3rd.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

He fucks with his batting helmet so much during an at bat that he's too damn tired to run to first if he actually hits it.

I think we need a left fielder. I'm not sold on Gomes or Cunningham.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I think we need a left fielder. I'm not sold on Gomes or Cunningham.

This is after we replace the bull pen, of course.

 

[bamabear82]

This is after we replace the bull pen, of course.

Word. Cunningham started off with a bang but has slowed down as of late. I still like him for the price, all things considered, but the bull pen is gonna make me shit your pants before its all over with.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Geebus, no wonder Markakis didn't catch that one. He had his eyes closed and turned his head in that replay. And as I type that, he makes a great play at the wall. Nice, very nice.

 

[bamabear82]

Nice play Peterson.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Nice play Peterson.

I did buy a Peterson T-shirt when I was there. I like that guy and I played second base from T-Ball to High School.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Good gawd, David Justice can talk. Motherfuckin chatty patty up in the booth tonight.

 

[bamabear82]

Good gawd, David Justice can talk. Motherfuckin chatty patty up in the booth tonight.

My wife just saying the same thing, "This is some post game rambling right here." - My wife.

 

[bamabear82]

I did buy a Peterson T-shirt when I was there. I like that guy and I played second base from T-Ball to High School.

My favorite thing about Peterson is that he played DB for McNeese St. and sacked the shit outta whatever QB was playing for LSU at the time (they showed it during a Braves game but I couldn't find a gif or anything).

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I think the Padres catcher might have a little sugar in his blood. Dude has all his fingernails painted. I understand painting the ones to give signals, but you don;t use your thumb giving signals. he just likes it.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Alright, let me just go ahead and say it, I'm sick of that fucking AT&T commercial about the first woman pitching in the MLB. I know, I'm an asshole. I don't care. No woman will ever be pitching in the MLB, not now, not ever, not against men. Are you fucking kidding me?

 

[bamabear82]

Alright, let me just go ahead and say it, I'm sick of that fucking AT&T commercial about the first woman pitching in the MLB. I know, I'm an asshole. I don't care. No woman will ever be pitching in the MLB, not now, not ever, not against men. Are you fucking kidding me?

Preach!

My wife is so sick of me replying to the "Where will you be?" with "6 feet in the fucking ground laughing my ass off at how pussified men have gotten to let women in the Majors."

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Right on!!