Best pick up line

[HuskerPower52]

what is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass

 

[RoboticDreams]

I like lamp.

 

[LALakersboy24.7]

Is your Dad a terrorist ?? because you are the bomb.

 

[BURN49ers]

Did you know the human body is made up of over 70% water? and damn girl i'm thirsty

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again?

Can you help me with my phone? it has a problem. Your number is missing from it.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Does your Dad steal stuff? Because you got outer space in yer eyeballs.

No, that's not it.

Your Father must be a world class thief to have stolen the stars from the Heavens and placed them in your eyes.

 

[LambeauLegs]

I'll bet you a bj we don't sleep together

"Hey baby, come back to my place....I have a mirror over my bed that reads "Objects in mirror are much LARGER than they appear

Now that am here, what were your 2 other wishes?"

He says: "My magic watch says ur not wearing any underwear."
She says: "Yes I am."
He says: "Damn, must be an hour fast."

Baby you're the 6 to my 9."

flip a coin.. slap it on your wrist.. give it a quick peak.. and look the girl straight in the eye..
Heads I get some tail...
Tails I get some head..
works everytime

 

[Think McFly Think]

I'll bet you a bj we don't sleep together

"Hey baby, come back to my place....I have a mirror over my bed that reads "Objects in mirror are much LARGER than they appear

Now that am here, what were your 2 other wishes?"

He says: "My magic watch says ur not wearing any underwear."
She says: "Yes I am."
He says: "Damn, must be an hour fast."

Baby you're the 6 to my 9."

flip a coin.. slap it on your wrist.. give it a quick peak.. and look the girl straight in the eye..
Heads I get some tail...
Tails I get some head..
works everytime[/B]

I'm taking rolls of quarters to the bar now.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I figured out how to make my dick 8 inches long today........by folding it in half

 

[iruletheskool]

I like HP52s threads.. bring activity en sech

 

[HuskerPower52]

Thank ya sir

 

[Think McFly Think]

Excuse me, miss? I think I dropped something...MY JAW!!!

 

[mrwallace2ku]

"Hey, ya wanna dance?"

"No?"

"That's ok, I had to take a shit anyways."

 

[RobBase]

do you work for UPS?

because I saw you checking out my package.

 

[iruletheskool]

Im black where it counts

 

[Red_Alert]

 

[HuskerPower52]

I think you was talking about being in the black like in his bank account

 

[Tomhusker]

"Hey, wanna make me a sammich?"

"Ever bang a fat dude?"

 

[HuskerPower52]

Hey baby ever had yer asshole licked by a fat guy in a over coat

 

[JohnRandle]

You must be from Nashville, 'cause you're the only 10 I see...

I'd like to see you in 3D...3D, that's my apartment number..

 

[Papalou]

me- "got any Irish in you"
her - "no"
me-"how much do you want"