Best pick up line

[Papalou]

normally I dont say any thing, I just look into her eyes and lick my eyebrows

 

[seattlefan75]

did you get your clothes on sale? because there 100% off at my house

 

[popeyecv64]

" Hey ..... after you are done submittin to my sexual requests -----are you gonna make me a sammich?"

 

[popeyecv64]

" I first want ta see ya bind a tater chip with yourn mouth before ya handle my chip ...... bitch"

 

[popeyecv64]

" Is thar any chance that you can wash my laundry ...... while we bump uglies ?? "

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

"Ahhh damn......I just tried to change my password on my email account to 'my dick'....but it said it was too long"

 

[popeyecv64]

Hey................ I'm a breasticaloligist !!

is thar a time we can set up when I can examine yourn hooters ?

 

[popeyecv64]

"Ahhh damn......I just tried to change my password on my email account to 'my dick'....but it said it was too long"

another 30" deal eaaaahh

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

pops.....are you implying that you think my dick is 30 inches long?

I don't know if I should feel good about that or scared

 

[popeyecv64]

pops.....are you implying that you think my dick is 30 inches long?

I don't know if I should feel good about that or scared

NOOOOO !! just run fer the hills thar good sir !!

 

[psaboy]

"does the fish on my plate smell bad, or is that you?

 

[popeyecv64]

" just had a conference with yourn Doctor ---he said ya need deep heatn injections ----- can I be any your PA and fill yourn prescription ??"

 

[popeyecv64]

"does the fish on my plate smell bad, or is that you?

LMFAO !!!