Best pick up line

[Fumble_Rooskie]

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

 

[Fumble_Rooskie]

Don't ever change. Just get naked.

 

[Psych-Ward]

Is there a mirror in your pants? 'cuz I can see myself in them.

 

[RoboticDreams]

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

 

[Red_Alert]

"Jed wants to fuck your mom".

 

[RoboticDreams]

Can you bend over? You gotta an itch that need's sctratchin'.

 

[Psych-Ward]

Girl, your legs must be damn tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!!

 

[HuskerPower52]

Holy shit these are all gold!

 

[RoboticDreams]

Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I'm looking for.

 

[HuskerPower52]

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Best one yet

 

[HuskerPower52]

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Creepy

 

[oaknightshockey1]

What's the difference between a corvette and an erection?



I don't have a corvette

 

[blkflagmafia]

Hit em with the tpain buy you a drink line from the song.

 

[Psych-Ward]

"Do you have a composition notebook? Cause you can come position yourself on my face."

 

[Shanemansj13]

Do you like Ferrari's or Porshe's???...doesn't matter, I have both at my beach house mansion.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Do you know how to drive a stick?...I'll show you

 

[Psych-Ward]

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

 

[Shanemansj13]

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[Psych-Ward]

I'm an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

 

[Shanemansj13]

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party." -Brick