Bears eat Penguins and the Yankees actually won a game

[cerealboi]

Im still here

I know but kinda like the jokes about how many Yankee fans it takes to screw in a light bulb, we need at least three here to maintain quorum.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Boones Farm stock just spiked 6 points.

It appears Snoogins made it to the liquor store safely.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

"You have inspection license"

"Do I have a special what?"

"Inspection license."

"Yeah, I got all that shit tough guy."

Anyone know the source?

Jerky boys or Moustafa brothers

 

[Rock Strongo]

Boones Farm stock just spiked 6 points.

It appears Snoogins made it to the liquor store safely.

Boone's Farm Fan Club Online: Flavors

there is a fan club?

 

[Rock Strongo]

LMAO

Read what Boone's Farm drinkers have to say about its deliciousness...


"Nothing goes with sitting naked in the dark watching Golden Girls re-runs on mute while listening to REM's "Everybody Hurts" like six or eight bottles of Boones." - Michael (Syracuse, NY)

"Boones is that perfect drink when you're ready to start drinking, but can't handle the taste of beer, or the effect of liquor. It also has a magical effect many have encountered, yet few talk about. Many a nights at my friend Keith's house did turn ugly women hot. Versus thousands of dollars on a facelift, ugly mugs should just buy men Boones." - John (Dallas, TX)

"1972. Senior year in high school. Boone's Farm Apple Wine. First time I ever drank. Drank the whole bottle, barfed all over my friend's basement floor. Oh well." - Michael (New York, NY)

"Screw champagne....we did our wedding toast with Boone's Sun Peak Peach!" - Dixie & Joe (Paris, VA)

"Back when I was in high school, we used to buy Boone's farm on Wednesday nights when the blind guy was working at the liquor store. We had to drink it with straws to finish it before mom got home from Bingo." - Ken (San Antonio, TX)

"Boone's Farm snow creek berry is a real good buzz pretty mellow, but you might end up talking to the cops." - Jason (Indiana)

"Boone's Farm wine has always been my favorite wine, it outbeats those expensive wines!" - Cheri

"I cook a big Sunday dinner for my friends and family every Sunday. For the last four months I have purchased two bottles of what I call my "kool aid" (Boone's Farm). By the time I finish the second bottle, dinner is served." - Crystal (St. Louis, MO)

"Every November we get together to hunt for that big 30 pointer and never get it. Even though we are never satisfied with our deer we are satisfied with our wine." - Randy (from a generational Boone's Farm drinking family)

"I love Boone's Farm it's the only thing I drink when I party." - Amy (Bethlehem, PA)

"It's strawberry flavored booze water! What's not to love?" - Kelsey (Boise, ID)

"When it comes to more bang for your buck Boone's Farm is always my first choice." - Travis (Camden County, NC)

"I love Boone's Farm cause it gets you drunk and then you can make bad decisions and wake up with a headache." - Sara (Bloomington, IN)

"I enjoy drinking Boone's Farm in the dark by myself... Well, my dogs are there and my wife is upstairs asleep." - Josh (San Marcos, TX)

"I remember drinking Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine in High School while I was dating a guy named Randy. He drank MD 20/20 while driving. Good Times!" - Sandie [Josh's mom]

"Boone's Farm was the first thing I ever drank. I was 13 or 14. When my mom found me the next morning, my head was over the toilet because I was scared of chokin on my own puke. - Dianne (Laredo, TX)

"Boone's Farm has made my young adulthood glorious!! My first child was conceived while drinking Boone's fabulous Strawberry Hill." - Kelly

 

[cerealboi]

Jerky boys or Moustafa brothers

Damn! Sake knows his irrelevant 90s pop culture references.

 

[BUCCS469]

it was the jerky boys....i picture vp as the sol rosenberg type..

 

[Rock Strongo]

"Nothing like a pull of Boone's Farm to keep the Windsor Canadian down." - Matt (Minnesota)

"My family absolutely LOVES Boone's Farm. Our family reunion is coming up in a few weeks, and on any given reunion over a 3 day period, we go through close to 75-100 bottles of Boone’s!!! No lies. It’s become a tradition to stand in a circle and crack open a bottle or 2 and just pass it around. This year will not be any different." - Josh (Charlotte, NC)

"I recall fondly the discerning Boone's clientele that visited the Utah State Liquor Store where I worked in the early 90s. Boone's topped the fine wine selections, and for beer connoisseurs there was Mickey's Bigmouth. Maddog was stricken from the inventories by that time, which was a major boon for Boone's! Cheers!" - Teller #37, ret.

"My friends and I love the Boone's. Strawberry Hill was a staple during our trip to Myrtle Beach this Summer, and, as a result, one of us ended up pissing his pants in a drug store...and a liquor store...and our hotel room." - Dave (Greensburg, PA)

"I have loved Boone's Farm since I was 14! Now I am 28. . . Go put your hoighty toighty merlots and chardonays away." - Elaina (South Omaha, NE)

"Boone's Farm may not be the cheapest way to get drunk but it is certainly the best." - Steve (Bloomington, IN)

"I'm a 44-year-old male who very well remembers bottle after bottle of Boone's Farm wine back in the late 70's. Ah, those were the days!" - Bob (Hollywood, CA)

"Back in the 70's and early 80's my relatives and friends use to go snowmobiling in winter, boating in summer to Drummond Is. Michigan from Thessalon On. Canada, we drank a lot of Boone's Farm Wine like the Apple, Strawberry Hill and Wild Mountain, it sure was a pleasure to travel along with Boone's Farm Wine. Got to drink some Strawberry Hill last summer and it still taste as good today as it did 30 years ago." - David (Ontario, CA)

"Sun Peak Peach is truly the best peach flavored wine on the market." - Butch (Texas)

"My first experience with Boone's Farm was drinking 4 bottles of Blue Hawaiian wine. I was 16 and it was probably the most fantastic night of my life thanks to Boone's and some Hawaiian goodness!!!!!!!" - Shalene

"I just wanted to say that I make Boones a part of my weekend...every weekend. People know I have arrived because they always hear my "WHERE'S THE BOONES?" when I get there!" - Morgan J.

"When the wife and I have a party, and we bring out the Boone's people say 'Do they still make that? I drank that in High School' and I tell them that it still taste just as good." - Greg

"I just started drinking Sun Peak Peach wine, it is TRULY a refreshing evening drink!!" - Tom (Riffle, CO)

"I like Boone's farm because it is low in alcohol, it is $3.00 a bottle and alot of great flavors. I stock my wine shelf up with it every month. GREAT STUFF!" - Paul

"I purchased two bottles of Boone's in Puerto Rico. It was great!" - Doug (New Zealand)

"Boone's Farm reminds me of my younger days....much, much younger! I believe it cost about 98 cents a bottle back in 1975." - James

"I love Boone's Farm because it goes great with everything." - Kevin

 

[gener8tr]

You can't go. You're the only Yankee fan here.

Okay then, I'll stay in order to ensure at least a bit of sanity remains around here.

 

[gener8tr]

Boone's Farm Fan Club Online: Flavors

there is a fan club?

Are you saying you didn't drink it in high school?

I enjoyed grape, myself.

 

[Mr.Pickles]

ESPN doing a franchise fantasy pick

who was first pick ?

Miggy, Trout or Kershaw

 

[Rock Strongo]

Are you saying you didn't drink it in high school?

I enjoyed grape, myself.

i did early on in college

the strawberry one

some of these are great:

"I enjoy drinking Boone's Farm in the dark by myself... Well, my dogs are there and my wife is upstairs asleep." - Josh (San Marcos, TX)



"Boone's Farm snow creek berry is a real good buzz pretty mellow, but you might end up talking to the cops." - Jason (Indiana)



"Nothing goes with sitting naked in the dark watching Golden Girls re-runs on mute while listening to REM's "Everybody Hurts" like six or eight bottles of Boones." - Michael (Syracuse, NY)

 

[molsaniceman]

FOX Sports' Jon Paul Morosi reports that the Yankees, Red Sox, and Rangers are among the 20 teams on Cliff Lee's no-trade list

 

[black francis]

ESPN doing a franchise fantasy pick

who was first pick ?

Miggy, Trout or Kershaw

strasburg

 

[Zig]

ESPN doing a franchise fantasy pick

who was first pick ?

Miggy, Trout or Kershaw

trick question. If it's on ESPN it's either Cano or Pedroia

 

[Mr.Pickles]

Here is the top 10 as they drafted. Not sure I go Machado over Posey


1. MIKE TROUT, LF, LAA
JERRY CRASNICK (ESPN.COM)
2. BRYCE HARPER, LF, WAS
DOUG GLANVILLE (BBTN)
3. MANNY MACHADO, 3B, BAL
AARON BOONE (BBTN)
4. BUSTER POSEY, C, SFO
JAYSON STARK (ESPN.COM)
5. CLAYTON KERSHAW, LHP, LAD
MOLLY KNIGHT (ESPN THE MAG)
6. EVAN LONGORIA, 3B, TAM
DAVE CAMERON (ESPN INSIDER)
7. YOENIS CESPEDES, LF, OAK
JIM CAPLE (ESPN.COM)
8. MATT HARVEY, RHP, NYM
TIM KURKJIAN (ESPN THE MAG)
9. MIGUEL CABRERA, 3B, DET
ALEX CORA (BBTN)
10. JOEY VOTTO, 1B, CIN
C.J. NITKOWSKI (ESPN INSIDER)

 

[black francis]

FOX Sports' Jon Paul Morosi reports that the Yankees, Red Sox, and Rangers are among the 20 teams on Cliff Lee's no-trade list

because they are big money teams and will make it worth his while to approve a trade

 

[Rock Strongo]

FOX Sports' Jon Paul Morosi reports that the Yankees, Red Sox, and Rangers are among the 20 teams on Cliff Lee's no-trade list

ofcourse

NYers actually spit on his wife

 

[blade]

FOX Sports' Jon Paul Morosi reports that the Yankees, Red Sox, and Rangers are among the 20 teams on Cliff Lee's no-trade list

No trade list's purpose is no longer a way to stop your team from trading you to a team you don't want. It's purpose now days is to squeeze extra cash out of the team on your list, in return for agreeing to be traded to them.

Unless, of course, your name is Justin Upton and your team is trying to trade you to the Mariners.

 

[Mr.Pickles]

Any of these guys going over Tulo and Braun is HILLARIOUS


11. ANDREW MCCUTCHEN, CF, PIT
MIKE PETRIELLO (ESPN INSIDER)
12. GIANCARLO STANTON, RF, MIA
JON SCIAMBI (BBTN)
13. YU DARVISH, RHP, TEX
DAN SZYMBORSKI (ESPN INSIDER)
14. ROBINSON CANO, 2B, NYY
BUSTER OLNEY (ESPN THE MAG)
15. JASON HEYWARD, RF, ATL
CHRISTINA KAHRL (ESPN.COM)
16. JUSTIN VERLANDER, RHP, DET
RICHARD DURRETT (ESPN DALLAS)
17. DUSTIN PEDROIA, 2B, BOS
MIKE GOLIC (ESPN RADIO)
18. MATT KEMP, CF, LAD
MIKE GREENBERG (ESPN RADIO)
19. TROY TULOWITZKI, SS, COL
DAVID SCHOENFIELD (ESPN.COM)
20. JUSTIN UPTON, LF, ATL
OREL HERSHISER (SUN. NIGHT BASEBALL)
21. RYAN BRAUN, LF, MIL
JUSTIN HAVENS (ESPN STATS & INFO)
22. DAVID WRIGHT, 3B, NYM
MARK SIMON (ESPN STATS & INFO)
23. SHELBY MILLER, RHP, STL
CURT SCHILLING (BBTN)