$500 Million
Elitist Douche
When he hit that home run off Nathan in the bottom of the ninth of the '09 playoffs, was he a flaming douchebag then? If so, then Yankee Stadium had a curious habit of wildly cheering flaming douchebags four years ago.
So because he hit that HR I should forget everything and love him unconditionally?
Sorry, I'm not a dog.