Announcement: Nebraska will not win the Natty

[Jack_John_Mark]

Although previously expected to win the Natty in this upcoming 2014 season, Nebraska is no longer the favorite.

After losing 2 key starters in the secondary in the last couple of days, Nebraska is now projected to miss the playoffs.....just barely.

Said Nebraska Head Coach Bo Pelini, "It's unfortunate, you know. We had the Natty all but wrapped up, and I got the urge to lose 4 games again. So I broke Charles Jackson's leg and I planted some of Carl's coke in LeRoy Alexander's locker to frame him and get him suspended for the season.

When asked about what the fans will think of this Pelini responded, "Fuck 'em."

The Huskers will again go 9-4, which will be juuuust enough to bring Pelini back for another 4-loss season in 2015.

 

[tech_iceman]

And I found out today that water is, in fact, wet.

 

[Camfantasy]

But I thought Nebraska was DBU though.....

 

[oaknightshockey1]

But I thought Nebraska was DBU though.....

DB-out for the year-U this year, apparently.

 

[olympicoscar]

Although previously expected to win the Natty in this upcoming 2014 season, Nebraska is no longer the favorite.

After losing 2 key starters in the secondary in the last couple of days, Nebraska is now projected to miss the playoffs.....just barely.

Said Nebraska Head Coach Bo Pelini, "It's unfortunate, you know. We had the Natty all but wrapped up, and I got the urge to lose 4 games again. So I broke Charles Jackson's leg and I planted some of Carl's coke in LeRoy Alexander's locker to frame him and get him suspended for the season.

When asked about what the fans will think of this Pelini responded, "Fuck 'em."

The Huskers will again go 9-4, which will be juuuust enough to bring Pelini back for another 4-loss season in 2015.

Pelini did the right thing. He has his reputation to uphold.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Nebraska now with a starting LB out for the season.

My year is unraveling before it even gets started.

 

[ugafan6612]

Atleast it's not like they're healthy and just transferred to your rival school or anything

 

[occupant]

Well...at least you'll still have corn. The Ol' Standby.


OH and I almost forgot...those dandy vertically red and white striped overalls.


Schnazzy!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I am shocked. SHOCKED, I say...this is a stunning development.

I had N'Brasky and the Gamecocks facing off in the plus-one after knocking off BYU and Navy in the Semis.

 

[Red_Alert]

Although previously expected to win the Natty in this upcoming 2014 season, Nebraska is no longer the favorite.

After losing 2 key starters in the secondary in the last couple of days, Nebraska is now projected to miss the playoffs.....just barely.

Said Nebraska Head Coach Bo Pelini, "It's unfortunate, you know. We had the Natty all but wrapped up, and I got the urge to lose 4 games again. So I broke Charles Jackson's leg and I planted some of Carl's coke in LeRoy Alexander's locker to frame him and get him suspended for the season.

When asked about what the fans will think of this Pelini responded, "Fuck 'em."

The Huskers will again go 9-4, which will be juuuust enough to bring Pelini back for another 4-loss season in 2015.

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

 

[Red_Alert]

 

[theSabanator20]

Atleast it's not like they're healthy and just transferred to your rival school or anything

He was a traitor from the start