Series Thread: ALDS: New York Yankees vs Cleveland Indians

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Shut out.

Bauer’s dick. Eat it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hers to hoping you fall over and the chair falls on top of you. Trapping you there for three days.

I’m a professional. I do this shit when it’s not the playoffs.

How about Bauer?

 

[obxyankeefan]

 

[obxyankeefan]

I’m a professional. I do this shit when it’s not the playoffs.

How about Bauer?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

GG

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Big day at the cheese sandwich factory eh?

I mean, it’s not like being the lead teller at a bank inside a grocery store, but it pays the bills.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Where are you, @Sgt Brutus? I’m still two shots ahead of the inning. Now I’m frantically drinking water in the hopes that I can function tomorrow.

Lost count, have a late start tomorrow

Might need to upgrade to whiskey for the rest of the series

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hey Winston you dumbass you see that guy with the big #13 on his jersey. He is one of the best receivers in the NFL, why don't you try throwing the ball his way every now and again?

Wrong thread, grandpa.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Wrong thread, grandpa.

Nope just going to put it in the thread I was already in. So right thread IMO.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Nope just going to put it in the thread I was already in. So right thread IMO.

I tried to understand what you were saying, then my spine hurt, so I stopped. Now I’m good.

 

[obxyankeefan]

I tried to understand what you were saying, then my spine hurt, so I stopped. Now I’m good.

Then stop trying to turn around and make eye contact.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

They’re interviewing Big Papi. I think he just said, “Well. If Dey wanna be great post season jus hitters like me, Dey gotta squeeze stem cells outa freshly aborted baby fetuses an rub dem all ober der eyes.”

That’s what I heard, anyway.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Then stop trying to turn around and make eye contact.

You’re trying to strike out more than Aaron Judge, aren’t you?

 

[DT LUNA]

They’re interviewing Big Papi. I think he just said, “Well. If Dey wanna be great post season jus hitters like me, Dey gotta squeeze stem cells outa freshly aborted baby fetuses an rub dem all ober der eyes.”

That’s what I heard, anyway.

Have another drink

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Have another drink

I was thinking some weed was in order. No?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Over 162 regular season games this season, the New York Yankees were only blanked three times.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I think Frank Thomas just said he was picking Sabathia to win tomorrow night.

Old racist fag.

 

[bksballer89]

Congrats on the series win @SlinkyRedfoot @Sgt Brutus

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Congrats on the series win @SlinkyRedfoot @Sgt Brutus

Dude. Take those panties off.

 

[msgkings322]

I think Frank Thomas just said he was picking Sabathia to win tomorrow night.

Old racist fag.

Don't you evah disrespect Big Frank!