AFCN Hate Guide

[wings-pens2166]

God, Bengals can't do anything right

See you fuckers on xmas

yeah, and fuck Doug Pederson and his 2-pt tries!


see you x-mas day...I'd wish you luck, but we'd both know I don't really mean it.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

God, Bengals can't do anything right

See you fuckers on xmas

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[Superbelt]

It looked like he was trying to rip it. Can't even do that right.

Cincy season over. Go back to your cells.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[Wamu]

If the jackass owner of the Browns wants a new HC for next year I suggest he picks someone that would best describe the organization from top to bottom...Bozo the Clown.

I feel bad for Hue Jackson, he's in a no-win situation. Although he knew that before he took that HC job.

 

[blue_suns]

"The dildo was THIS big. Had to take the whole thing before I could sign with the Steelers, as is tradition."

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

"The dildo was THIS big. Had to take the whole thing before I could sign with the Steelers, as is tradition."

IDK if you're a fan of South Park, but I totally just read that entire thing in that canadian reporter voice from that south park episode lol...

 

[blue_suns]

IDK if you're a fan of South Park, but I totally just read that entire thing in that canadian reporter voice from that south park episode lol...

Yup

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

If the jackass owner of the Browns wants a new HC for next year I suggest he picks someone that would best describe the organization from top to bottom...Bozo the Clown.

I feel bad for Hue Jackson, he's in a no-win situation. Although he knew that before he took that HC job.

Wow... Does Haslam really already want a new HC? Are you f'ing kidding me? Already calling for Hue's head before he even has a chance to rebuild? His starting team was probably 75-80% rookies this season. What would or can you expect to achieve with a unit like that? Hue was handed a steaming pile of shit and expected to form it into diamonds in the course of 12 months? It hasn't even been a full calendar year since he was hired... lol... F'ing clowns running the show over there, but we have already known this.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Stay tuned @blue_suns .... I've got my weekly hate post comin your way!

 

[blue_suns]

Stay tuned @blue_suns .... I've got my weekly hate post comin your way!

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

HERE…WE…GO

note: Another unfriendly reminder… Don’t be a ¢unt rag Sally. I'm only here to turn that frown.... ermm... further down?

Baltimore… You know what time it is. Rally the hate!!! There’s nothing like the Ravens to make me thirsty for a color rush of blood. Forget about that "so-called Rivalry" between the Bungholes & the Steelers, because the Steelers swept their sorry asses and eliminated them from their already slim playoff hopes. (a special f*ck you goes out to Jeremy Hill for disgracing the terrible towel, but we got the last laugh. Another victim of the curse of St. Myron!) As for you Maryland Shitdicks, Week 9 is a thing of the past. Thankfully I’m over that disgusting display of football. There were enough penalties in that game to merit UN sanctions. Even North Korea thought we should tone it down.

Speaking of color rush, which both teams will be donning this Xmas, let us hope that our eyes don’t have to suffer watching that puke yellow the Ravens love to wear. Remember those pants from last season? If you hired a gay guy to redecorate your house and he put that color on your walls you’d have every right to whoop his ass. Even if it is a hate crime, the judge would throw out the case once he saw the fecal matter that was smeared around your living room.

Steelers & Ravens are playing good football, albeit with some inconsistencies. The good news is both offensive lines are opening more holes than your average gangbang, and the defenses are taking care of business like a messican stripper on nickel night. But you can bet your ass the Steelers have the better offense. Le’Veon Bell is running over people like an Asian female driver behind the wheel of a semi-truck during rush hour. If you thought watching Eric Weddle get demoralized by LeGarrette Blount 2 weeks ago was hilarious, then wait until you see what Bell has in store for him this week. And Ben has only been scraping the surface of his potential this season. He’s just been waiting for the right place, and the right time to unload... Just like that bathroom incident back in 2010. #PrepareYourAnus

The outcome of this game will decide who cleans out the AFCN for good, and gets to wear the division crown while pissing upon the ashes of the fallen enemies in a drunken celebratory stupor. The Steelers are the true warden of the north, and its time you purple bitches recognize. It felt dirty rooting for the Cheatriots 2 weeks ago, but we needed them to win. That’s like a man suddenly realizing he needs a tampon, leaving you feeling all gender-confused inside. But alas, never again! Thanks to that loss the Ravens are clinging to their playoff hopes like Tom Cruise clings to ledges in Mission Impossible films. It’s time for the Steelers to violently curb-stomp on their face and send them into the abyss.

F*ck the Ravens... I hope the Steelers put coal in your stockings! Enjoy your time on the couch with the Bungholes this postseason!

LET THE HATE BEGIN!!!!

Rivalry roll call...

@Psych-Ward @MISKO @Ojb81 @Gooch1034 @Ewa PGH Fan @moxie @Maximus Rex @Droopdog51 @old1r1sh @SteelersPride @Cali Steel @NorthCoastSteelersFan @Bridgeburner @Superbelt @evolver115 @3riverbabe @thedddd @wings-pens2166 @SJ20

@blue_suns @Oldschool739 @Money @RavensNation2158 @Bulletz @brandonk989 @cravnravn

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Waiting for @Bulletz to remind me of my avi failure...

Up for another avi bet???

 

[Ojb81]

Its time to end this damn streak baltimore has on us, make the world right again. Its time to send those purple birds home to roost away their miseries!

 

[SteelersPride]

Ive been MIA as hell but im up for an avi bet, just tag me so i know any u losers accepted

 

[Bridgeburner]

FUCK BALTIMORE.

Seriously. Fuck them. Well said FaCe.

 

[MISKO]

Ditto

 

[Droopdog51]

 

[Wamu]

Wow... Does Haslam really already want a new HC? Are you f'ing kidding me? Already calling for Hue's head before he even has a chance to rebuild? His starting team was probably 75-80% rookies this season. What would or can you expect to achieve with a unit like that? Hue was handed a steaming pile of shit and expected to form it into diamonds in the course of 12 months? It hasn't even been a full calendar year since he was hired... lol... F'ing clowns running the show over there, but we have already known this.

I have no idea if Haslam wants another new HC, I was just joking around. Although w/ that fool nothing would surprise me.