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MiamiVice

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LOL, here's some funny fodder.

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"Okay, so we play in Florida. And you know what they grow in Florida, right?"

"I'm listening."

"And we're the Tigers, named after an orange animal, right?"

"Go on."

"And I've been up for six days on mescaline, so I wanted a hat that I could see as I ditched my corporeal form and gently floated across the ionosphere."

"Right, right ..."
I wish they made this in the regular with the florida logo on the side... i would buy it in a second.
 

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I had to drive through ohio today. Never get those 4 hours of my life back. I see cars on Cement blocks is still in style. The drive home should be just as fun.I really can see why they are so jealous of michigan people
 

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I had to drive through ohio today. Never get those 4 hours of my life back. I see cars on Cement blocks is still in style. The drive home should be just as fun.I really can see why they are so jealous of michigan people

Hey doug. I mentioned your lack of posting, over the last two days, to Vice this afternoon. Lo and behold - you show up. Amazing
 

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Hey doug. I mentioned your lack of posting, over the last two days, to Vice this afternoon. Lo and behold - you show up. Amazing
what is your point? i am just curious what the hell doug ever did to you? i have yet to see him attack you in a post...
 

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I don't pick on the simple minded. Iffy has lots of troubles ..... had 2 teeth pulled. Was out of it. Plus I have a life iffy. I don't post every day
 

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I wish they made this in the regular with the florida logo on the side... i would buy it in a second.
The orange really isn't bad. They may sell other colors than what this goofy article had in it. Check out Lids or the MLB shop.
 

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The orange really isn't bad. They may sell other colors than what this goofy article had in it. Check out Lids or the MLB shop.
The orange doesn't look bad.. but I would look bad wearing it.
 

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Speaking of goofy hats.... I kinda want one. Go sledding with the kids in it. lulz

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LOL, here's some funny fodder.

View attachment 83087

"Okay, so we play in Florida. And you know what they grow in Florida, right?"

"I'm listening."

"And we're the Tigers, named after an orange animal, right?"

"Go on."

"And I've been up for six days on mescaline, so I wanted a hat that I could see as I ditched my corporeal form and gently floated across the ionosphere."

"Right, right ..."


That hurts my eyes. Just horrible. What was wrong with what they had last year?
 

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Yeah, I kinda figured that after the injuries, Fister would get no more than a 1-year "prove yourself" deal. Good for Houston, and minimal risk.

One of my fantasy teams I tend to name after players that I have and I usually try to make it some inappropriate innuendo, or some such shit. One year Doug and Clay were on my team, so I named the team 'I'm Gonna Fister Buchholz"

Carry on.
 

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The author apparently has a lot of faith in Victor Martinez.

Judging by the fact he batted something stupid like .351 as a righty vs left handed pitching... its pretty obvious the reason he was having an off year was his knee.. which if fully healed should return him to being a .300 hitter or close to it again. The only issue with vmart is his health. If he is fully healed there is no question he still has the bat speed and eye to hit.
 

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That is pretty sharp. The Toronto one is probably my favorite. Simple and iconic. If I was Canadian, I would buy one. :heh:

Interesting. If I was Canadian, while you were busy buying that hat, I'd be trying to immigrate to America.
 

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Judging by the fact he batted something stupid like .351 as a righty vs left handed pitching... its pretty obvious the reason he was having an off year was his knee.. which if fully healed should return him to being a .300 hitter or close to it again. The only issue with vmart is his health. If he is fully healed there is no question he still has the bat speed and eye to hit.

No shit? That's the concern?

Will you wait here for a sec while a grab a pen and paper - I need to write this shit down.
 
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