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Eddie_Shack
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Individual awards are stupid. Let's make them valuable. I am proposing the following changes, effective immediately.
Lady Byng Winner: Gets to stab a player of his choice on the ice at any moment during the season following his win. No blades longer than 6", no stabbing above the shoulders. Stab must occur during game play or after-whistle scrum.
Selke Award Winner: Is allowed to use a lasso in a game of his choice during the season following his win. Lasso must not be longer than 10' in overall length, no lassoing players on the bench or refs.
Rocket Richard Winner: Is allowed to throw the puck into the goal in any game, at any time, during the season following his win, provided the goal will earn him a hat trick. Player must use puck that is in play, may not provide own second puck for said goal.
Any other ideas, guys?
Lady Byng Winner: Gets to stab a player of his choice on the ice at any moment during the season following his win. No blades longer than 6", no stabbing above the shoulders. Stab must occur during game play or after-whistle scrum.
Selke Award Winner: Is allowed to use a lasso in a game of his choice during the season following his win. Lasso must not be longer than 10' in overall length, no lassoing players on the bench or refs.
Rocket Richard Winner: Is allowed to throw the puck into the goal in any game, at any time, during the season following his win, provided the goal will earn him a hat trick. Player must use puck that is in play, may not provide own second puck for said goal.
Any other ideas, guys?