4_9_E_R_S!!!!! ESPN Refugee BS Thread

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I'm sure this is how some babies feel.

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Might have already posted this before...

 

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I liked Bulaga a lot when he was a prospect:

Bryan Bulaga - T - Packers

The Packers are moving Bryan Bulaga from right tackle to left tackle this season.

That's not the only switch Green Bay is making along its five-man front. Josh Sitton and T.J. Lang are flipping guard spots with Sitton moving to the left side. Bulaga has never started a game on the blindside in his three-year career, and he struggled a bit in 2012. He gave up four sacks in nine games before a hip injury ended his season in Week 9. Incumbent left tackle Marshall Newhouse gave up a whopping 11 sacks last season, and he'll likely compete with a handful of other players for the right tackle gig. Related: T.J. Lang, Josh Sitton
Source: Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel

May 3 - 8:50 AM

 

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Michael Vick beats LeSean McCoy in foot race

Michael Vick beat LeSean McCoy in a 40-yard race Thursday.

24-year-old McCoy has been barking at 32-year-old Vick during offseason workouts, calling him an "old man." Per PFT, Vick agreed to a race and "smoked him by five yards." Considering McCoy ran in the 4.5s when he came out of Pitt in 2009, it's impressive. Vick struggled to make big plays in the running game last season, averaging a career-low 5.4 YPC and scoring one touchdown.
Source: Colt Anderson on Twitter

May 2 - 12:44 PM

 

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This high school kid, Thomas Tyner, was ranked the 2nd best RB in the nation. I think he will develop to be the #1 RB of all college football four years from now. Allegedly he runs in the high 4.2s low 4.3s. Not sure if he has four-two speed but he's explosive enough to play in the NFL now. For such a stall RB he has very good agility/elusiveness and power:

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This high school kid, Thomas Tyner, was ranked the 2nd best RB in the nation. I think he will develop to be the #1 RB of all college football four years from now. Allegedly he runs in the high 4.2s low 4.3s. Not sure if he has four-two speed but he's explosive enough to play in the NFL now. For such a stall RB he has very good agility/elusiveness and power:

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That kid could be dangerous!

 

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The cheerleader isn't wearing any pants apparently. I wonder if the cameraman or camerawoman would have kept showing everything else if they noticed or if they'd be the perv. I thought she was wearing light tan shorts, but after watching it a thousand times ( ), I don't think she is.

 

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Groom Arrested On Honeymoon Trying To Pick Up Prostitute

The honeymoon is over for Mohammed Ahmed.

The 21-year-old Illinois man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute last week while he was honeymooning with his new wife in Florida.

Ahmed was among 92 people nabbed in a prostitution sweep conducted by Polk County Sheriff’s Office.

The alleged john answered an online ad, on website Backpage.com, which, to his horror, turned out to be planted by an undercover deputy as part of the four-day operation.

Ahmed left his newlywed in their room at the Omni Hotel in Champions Gate when he went off on his sojourn to pay for sex.

When he never returned, the worried bride called the sheriff’s office to report him missing.

She was quickly told he was in fine health – but wouldn’t be resuming the vacation because he was in a jail cell having been booked on charges of soliciting prostitution.

The catch of a husband was also charged with possession of marijuana.

During the four-day sting, police caught 12 pimps, 39 alleged prostitutes and 39 suspected johns.

One of the worst of the batch was 45-year-old youth minister Samuel Yoon from California who came to the undercover location believing he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

‘Prostitution is illegal, and those who commit or who derive proceeds from this crime in Polk County can expect to go to jail,’ Sheriff Grady Judd said in a statement.

‘The nexus between prostitution and other crime, such as illegal drugs, violence against women, and human trafficking is a real problem.’

He said whether it is on the street or online, prostitution is illegal and his office would continue to investigate and arrest those involved.

 

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(Reference to the article above) A co-worker of mine (29 yo) when I was in high school (17) got caught by an undercover cop posing as a 12-14 year-old, trying to meet up with the girl (undercover) that he met online. What made it so bad for me is that he had no real room to claim it was a misinterpretation. I didn't want him to get away with it, but I wanted it to be a misinterpretation.

However, I know what they need to prove this - they need to establish why he's going there, that he knew the target was underage, and he has to go to the arranged spot (might not need it, but by doing so, you can't claim otherwise). They don't need the money discussed because simply being underage is the thing. So, he had to talk about it (no room really for saying he just wanted to date someone), then the age would have to be there (because of intent of having sex with someone so young...), and he had to fight any conscience telling him no (because if he didn't go, he could say he wasn't being serious).

He had been accepted to medical school, after returning to undergrad to pursue it. So he graduated college in something. Then, decided he really wanted to be a doctor, took classes for 6 years while he worked at the hospital with me (2 years). Then, he finally got in. The summer before entering school - bam. Serves him right, but I have to think, if he had been doing the nightshift that night, he wouldn't have been online... would he have later done it anyway? Maybe. And maybe that time he wouldn't be caught (not an undercover).

 

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Posting it mainly for the NailedIt Gifs at the bottom of the post, but the video is good, too.

Guy Gives Abercrombie & Fitch A Brand Readjustment By Giving Their Clothes To The Homeless (VIDEO)

 

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My wife clearly does NOT having the "spelling of things that you don't want your daughter to hear" concept. In theory, she gets it. In practice, let's just say it comes and goes. My grandfather asked if we should get some "m-i-l-k" when we were at the grocery store, spelling it because he knew we didn't have it now and my daughter would want it if she heard it. My wife turns and says, "milk? That's ok, we have some at home." Daughter: "milk!"

Then, when at home and daughter asked for the iPad, my wife turned to me and said, "could you go get the IP?," the nickname we use for iPad to avoid saying the whole word that she recognizes and thus would want. I explained to her that if you say the nickname right before we get it when she's asking for it, it loses its secrecy! She will now become an excellent speller and decoder (though IP isn't all that decoded)... but better to accept the inevitability and just share it with her. Stop with the games.

 

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My wife clearly does NOT having the "spelling of things that you don't want your daughter to hear" concept...

I really am bad at typing on my phone... I typed "have" so incorrectly that it autocorrected to "having." :smh: At least I spelled hear correctly and didn't call my daughter my son.

 

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In May 2011, in response to a Tennessee State Legislature bill that prohibited school teachers or students from using any language that alludes to the existence of homosexuality (the "Don't Say Gay" bill), Takei released another PSA in which he offered up his name, suggesting that people could just substitute that for 'gay'. For example, they could support Takei Marriage or watch Takei Pride Parades; or even use slurs like That's so Takei.

George Takei - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

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The Penis-gate Favre scandal has been settled out of court:

Lawsuit alleging Brett Favre sent racy text messages settled - ESPN New York

 

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The Penis-gate Favre scandal has been settled out of court:

Lawsuit alleging Brett Favre sent racy text messages settled - ESPN New York

From the same guys that did that cartoon of Kaepernick replacing Smith and one on the Super Bowl that never happened.

VIDEO Taiwanese NMA.tv's CGI animation of Brett Favre sexual harassment lawsuit

 

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22 Broken Gifs That'll Probably Make You Question Your Sanity - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery