2024 Free Agency Frenzy Thread

[mattola]

still cant believe the season just ended. We gunna have a busy posting week

 

[forty_three]

My wish list:

Lindholm for 7 years
Tarasenko for 2-3

My expectation
Insane overpayment for Necas

 

[mattola]

my wish list is not to overpay through the teeth for Guentzel to play with Petey... hopefully bring back Zadorov and stock up the bottom 4-6 Dmen with sturdy players.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Give me Matt Roy at $5M for 5 years and I'll be thrilled. I've go as high as $5.8M per year or six years at $5M.

 

[forty_three]

my wish list is not to overpay through the teeth for Guentzel to play with Petey... hopefully bring back Zadorov and stock up the bottom 4-6 Dmen with sturdy players.

Ah shit, I forgot about Guentzel. Add him to the list of expected overpayments.

 

[dash]

My wish is Conroy disconnects his phone

 

[esls79]

Is Corey Perry a free agent?

 

[mattola]

Ah shit, I forgot about Guentzel. Add him to the list of expected overpayments.

you cant have everyone....

 

[forty_three]

you cant have everyone....

I don't want Guentzel or Necas. I fear Waddell does, though.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

my wish list is not to overpay through the teeth for Guentzel to play with Petey... hopefully bring back Zadorov and stock up the bottom 4-6 Dmen with sturdy players.

I want Guentzel but the cost/term proposition is scary

also scary ... a top six with Toffoli and Boeser ... snipers but sloooooooowwwwwww

 

[mattola]

I want Guentzel but the cost/term proposition is scary

also scary ... a top six with Toffoli and Boeser ... snipers but sloooooooowwwwwww

100%. and getting slower....... I wouldnt be upset if Boeser was traded this off season. he gunna cost a lot.

 

[forty_three]

I want Guentzel but the cost/term proposition is scary

Waddell is gonna drive that price up, I just hope he doesn't win the auction. Just drive it up enough that it guarantees they can't afford Lindholm.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

I'm curious where Patrick Kane ends up?

 

[dash]

I'm curious where Patrick Kane ends up?

I'd like to see him land in Buffalo and lead the Sabres to the playoffs.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm curious where Patrick Kane ends up?

Is prison still an option?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Is prison still an option?

Kane has changed his ways ... more likely to be found in a turkish hair transplant clinic ... with eloco

 

[forty_three]

I'd like to see him land in Buffalo and make it at least six months before getting an assault charge

FTFY

 

[dash]

Is prison still an option?

I mean, prison might be an upgrade from Detroit.

/I kid, I kid

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I mean, prison might be an upgrade from Detroit.

/I kid, I kid

 

[sbb122]

^

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I have GOT to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings the guy to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will NEVER forgive you for making us move to Detroit