2022 NBA Offseason thread

[trojanfan12]

Funniest part?

She's not even white.

She's Blasian.

* black and Asian for those who don't know *

Karen's come in multiple shades....lol

Good to know there's diversity amongst the Karens.

 

[trojanfan12]

I think I might've shared this story once, but I remember when MY daughter was born. I was the happiest man in the planet...



...for all of five minutes...

Man, I had so much fun terrorizing boys who came sniffing around the daughters. I had one of the middle daughters boyfriends afraid to come into the house.

My wife used to pretend she was reading the paper so they wouldn't see her laughing.

 

[trojanfan12]

We compromised.

I wanted Brown.

But, because she was in the Foster Care system in California, she got an additional scholarship and choose....

Couldn't get into a good school?

 

[Black Adam]

Man, I has so much fun terrorizing boys who came sniffing around the daughters. I had one of the middle daughters boyfriends afraid to come into the house.

My wife used to pretend she was reading the paper so they wouldn't see her laughing.

I literally chased one outta my house with a baseball bat when I was told "you can't protect her forever". It was like that chip commercial they had out recently where the "daredevil" kid says to the dad "your daughter's a great kisser"...

 

[trojanfan12]

I literally chased one outta my house with a baseball bat when I was told "you can't protect her forever". It was like that chip commercial they had out recently where the "daredevil" kid says to the dad "your daughter's a great kisser"...

I was cleaning my gun a couple of times when a guy was picking one of them up.

The one was afraid to come into the house because he'd come to the door, I'd answer, yell to the daughter ''There's someone at the door for you'', then shut the door and leave him standing on the porch.

She told me that one time he said...''I don't think your Dad likes me''...she said ''He doesn't''. He asked ''Why?''...She said...''Because you're a boy''. lol

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

I think I might've shared this story once, but I remember when MY daughter was born. I was the happiest man in the planet...



...for all of five minutes...

Lmao

Boys bring a different kind of misery.

But, having daughters is brutal.

...and not to brag, I know all parents believe this...

My kids are fucking GORGEOUS.

That compounds the misery.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

I literally chased one outta my house with a baseball bat when I was told "you can't protect her forever". It was like that chip commercial they had out recently where the "daredevil" kid says to the dad "your daughter's a great kisser"...

I drew some hard lines in the sand about color.

My daughters were told certain shades were not welcome.

I don't care if I'm labeled a bigot.










No pink, purple, blue or rainbow colored haired freaks cross this threshold!!

 

[Black Adam]

Lmao

Boys bring a different kind of misery.

But, having daughters is brutal.

...and not to brag, I know all parents believe this...

My kids are fucking GORGEOUS.

That compounds the misery.

Ah, my son was a class clown. He shares my first name, going by Vel. In high school he carried around a bar of a soap with the brand name Vel(yes, there was such a brand lol). So he'd mess around with the girls and pull the soapbox out of his pocket saying " do you wanna shower? With Vel...?"

Luckily he never got in trouble for that...

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Ah, my son was a class clown. He shares my first name, going by Vel. In high school he carried around a bar of a soap with the brand name Vel(yes, there was such a brand lol). So he'd mess around with the girls and pull the soapbox out of his pocket saying " do you wanna shower? With Vel...?"

Luckily he never got in trouble for that...

I know what Vel is....lol

Clever little flirt!!

 

[DJ Fieri]

Funniest part?

She's not even white.

She's Blasian.

* black and Asian for those who don't know *

Karen's come in multiple shades....lol

Probably hasn't been dicked down in a while.....LOL.

 

[DJ Fieri]

We compromised.

I wanted Brown.

But, because she was in the Foster Care system in California, she got an additional scholarship and choose....

Go Bruins!!!!!

 

[DJ Fieri]

University of California


Losers anonymous…..

Fuck you.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I drew some hard lines in the sand about color.

My daughters were told certain shades were not welcome.

I don't care if I'm labeled a bigot.










No pink, purple, blue or rainbow colored haired freaks cross this threshold!!

 

[Retroram52]

I drew some hard lines in the sand about color.

My daughters were told certain shades were not welcome.

I don't care if I'm labeled a bigot.










No pink, purple, blue or rainbow colored haired freaks cross this threshold!!

Good for you Mecca!

 

[thunderc]

Funniest part?

She's not even white.

She's Blasian.

* black and Asian for those who don't know *

Karen's come in multiple shades....lol

I sure am glad you gave the definition, my mind was spinning

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

I understand that Mal n Smith is abnormally tall.

But, not only is she small....

His Fiance looks like a child.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

I sure am glad you gave the definition, my mind was spinning

Got that from Tiger Woods over a decade ago.

 

[The Q]

Fuck you.

I’m relying on your QB to win a long elusive college FF title

So I’m rooting for ucla for more than Id care to be lol

 

[BigKen]

Yeah, it looks like they aren't even trying to find a deal.

No real discussions of substance between Celtics, Nets for Kevin Durant

League sources have insisted for weeks that the Celtics have not had any real discussions of substance with the Nets about Kevin Durant, and they’ve communicated with Jaylen Brown about the situati…

hoopshype.com

Right off the bat the article is about "RUMORS". No league 'sources' are named. It's someone who's bored, that's trying to get clicks or keep their job because they're too lazy to get off their ass and get some facts.

How about I write an article about some Lakers' sources stating that LeBron has stated that he wants Buss to do anything and trade anyone, except him and AD for Marcus Smart? Would you post it in the HOOP as valid??

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Right off the bat the article is about "RUMORS". No league 'sources' are named. It's someone who's bored, that's trying to get clicks or keep their job because they're too lazy to get off their ass and get some facts.

How about I write an article about some Lakers' sources stating that LeBron has stated that he wants Buss to do anything and trade anyone, except him and AD for Marcus Smart? Would you post it in the HOOP as valid??

If it was on hoopshype, coming from the Los Angeles equavilent of the Boston Globe, probably.

Since when did we start to only post things that came from named team sources?

Oh right, since never.

Its all rumors and conjecture.

Just like the post you made of KD working out withTatum.

Yet, you didn't mention the fact that Kyrie and several other players were there as well.