2017 NBA Offseason Thread

[Mecca]

Think the Cavs would actually start him at the 2?

If they do, I will Lmfao...

But, who knows what they told him to get him to take the minimum.

 

[shopson67]

Think the Cavs would actually start him at the 2?

Who's a decidedly better option from that roster? They need to shed some dead weight IMO.

 

[Hambombs]

Lmfao....don't troll his breaking news breaking a hour late.

I didn't know until I saw it posted here 3 pages back.

lol I was only messing

 

[Mecca]

Took less to try to hide on the Cavs roster for a shot at a ring, lol.

.....for a shot at playing in the Finals.

The only ring he gets will be the one he buys from Johnny Dang...

* celebrity jeweler for those who don't watch TMZ *

 

[Vyle203]

Who's a decidedly better option from that roster? They need to shed some dead weight IMO.

I mean I guess he's a better option than Shump. I dunno man, seems like a weird lineup.

 

[Mecca]

Who's a decidedly better option from that roster? They need to shed some dead weight IMO.

At least JR. and Korver can hit the 3 ball.

But, they probably told him he's the starter.

I think Shump is likely on his way out.

 

[Mecca]

lol I was only messing

I know...

Do they really still have dial up...lol

I couldn't imagine being tethered to one location anymore.

 

[Hambombs]

At least JR. and Korver can hit the 3 ball.

But, they probably told him he's the starter.

I think Shump is likely on his way out.

Lmao why clear space for rose?! I rather have shump over rose

 

[Hambombs]

I know...

Do they really still have dial up...lol

I couldn't imagine being tethered to one location anymore.

I think they still do. But I doubt anyone buys anymore

 

[Mecca]

Lmao why clear space for rose?! I rather have shump over rose

They reek of it...

 

[Vyle203]

At least JR. and Korver can hit the 3 ball.

But, they probably told him he's the starter.

I think Shump is likely on his way out.

Makes sense to move Shump. Not sure where JR and Korver fit in.

 

[DJ]

10 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn’t Know
By
Alex Budler

July 16, 2017
Burping, hiccups and farting are normal bodily functions that cause people to laugh, get embarrassed, and even get annoyed. But, farting takes the crown.

How much do you know about farts except the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum? Here are 10 facts that you most likely didn’t know:

1. Men fart quite more often than women. An average person farts about 14 times every day.

2. Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

3. This is not something you should be embarrassed about, as it means that you are healthy.

4. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that diminishes mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, so the next time you or someone else farts, take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

5. Female farts are usually stinkier as females have a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

6. Farts can go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

7. If you have very tight sphincter you will let out louder farts as they have a smaller, tighter area to squeeze out from.

8. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chew gum often, hide it from them.

9. Most of the farting happens at night while we are asleep.

10. Termites are the animals which produce the most farts. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) are the next in line.

 

[DJ]

I'm full of useful info....

 

[Vyle203]

10 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn’t Know
By
Alex Budler

July 16, 2017
Burping, hiccups and farting are normal bodily functions that cause people to laugh, get embarrassed, and even get annoyed. But, farting takes the crown.

How much do you know about farts except the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum? Here are 10 facts that you most likely didn’t know:

1. Men fart quite more often than women. An average person farts about 14 times every day.

2. Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

3. This is not something you should be embarrassed about, as it means that you are healthy.

4. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that diminishes mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, so the next time you or someone else farts, take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

5. Female farts are usually stinkier as females have a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

6. Farts can go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

7. If you have very tight sphincter you will let out louder farts as they have a smaller, tighter area to squeeze out from.

8. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chew gum often, hide it from them.

9. Most of the farting happens at night while we are asleep.

10. Termites are the animals which produce the most farts. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) are the next in line.

And you talk shit(no pun) about a little Game of Thrones chatter? Lol

 

[DJ]

And you talk shit(no pun) about a little Game of Thrones chatter? Lol

Farting is real....

 

[mr.hockey4242]

McCollum said with Melo the Blazers are top 3 in west??

Hahaha pure comedy

 

[Vyle203]

Farting is real....

Wait...what are you saying?

 

[Vyle203]

McCollum said with Melo the Blazers are top 3 in west??

Hahaha pure comedy

NO way in hell he believes that.

 

[Shaqdaddy11]

NO way in hell he believes that.

Sad thing is he probably does

 

[Heatles84]

At least JR. and Korver can hit the 3 ball.

But, they probably told him he's the starter.

I think Shump is likely on his way out.

I'm torn on that trade. Shump's useless on the offensive end, especially against the Warriors. You need two-way players against the Dubs.

But he's also the best defender on the Cavs not named Lebron.