2017 NBA Offseason Thread

[TJL]

Kings officially sign Bogdan Bogdanovic.

@bksballer89 just became a Kings fan

 

[Bolts]

@bksballer89 just became a Kings fan

Better to become a Kings fan now instead of waiting until the end of their 3-peat in 5 years, that way you can avoid being called a bandwagon fan.

 

[TJL]

Better to become a Kings fan now instead of waiting until the end of their 3-peat in 5 years, that way you can avoid being called a bandwagon fan.

Exactly.

 

[DJ]

Adrian Wojnarowski‏Verified account @wojespn 2m2 minutes ago
Sources with @IanBegley: New York met with Sacramento VP Scott Perry today, discussing deal parameters to make Perry new Knicks GM.

 

[TJL]

@Mecca Who would you rather have a Devi's 3 way with?

Me and @Heatles84

Or

@TurnUpTheHeat and @WiggyRuss


Need an answer asap, pls, thx.

 

[DJ]

Better to become a Kings fan now instead of waiting until the end of their 3-peat in 5 years, that way you can avoid being called a bandwagon fan.

The Knicks are trying to snag your VP....

 

[TJL]

Adrian Wojnarowski‏Verified account @wojespn 2m2 minutes ago
Sources with @IanBegley: New York met with Sacramento VP Scott Perry today, discussing deal parameters to make Perry new Knicks GM.

 

[DJ]

I'd prefer NY over Sacramento.

 

[Bolts]

The Knicks are trying to snag your VP....

That would be unfortunate.

I'd prefer NY over Sacramento.

The Kings' situation right now looks better surprisingly(thanks in part to Perry) and there is less pressure in Sacramento than in New York. But I also can't blame him if they're willing to cough up a ton of money to get him to fix their mess.

 

[TJL]

It will be Eon's until the New York Knicks even have a sliver of relevance.

Phil Jackson's ethereal ego and his obvious parallax of the team now has their canchise in dire straights.

This might be a pleonasm on my part, but Phil Jackson trying to go incognito while simultaneously still thinking

he's some type of seigneur just shows how gormless that faggot really is.

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

@Mecca Who would you rather have a Devi's 3 way with?

Me and @Heatles84

Or

@TurnUpTheHeat and @WiggyRuss


Need an answer asap, pls, thx.

How in the FUCK did I get lumped in with Wiggly?
@Mecca knows who the men are on this site vs the boys.

 

[TJL]

How in the FUCK did I get lumped in with Wiggly?
@Mecca knows who the men are on this site vs the boys.

Probably the proximity you have to one another and the fact that I like to come up with random gallimaufry's.

 

[Heatles84]

@Mecca Who would you rather have a Devi's 3 way with?

Me and @Heatles84

Or

@TurnUpTheHeat and @WiggyRuss


Need an answer asap, pls, thx.

@Mecca would be able to laugh at Wiggy's innie though.

 

[Mecca]

@Mecca Who would you rather have a Devi's 3 way with?

Me and @Heatles84

Or

@TurnUpTheHeat and @WiggyRuss


Need an answer asap, pls, thx.

Obviously, choice #1.

But, choice two does have it's merits when you realize that turn up and I would be the buns and Wiggy would be in the middle getting his ticket punched REPEATEDLY.

 

[Mecca]

How in the FUCK did I get lumped in with Wiggly?
@Mecca knows who the men are on this site vs the boys.

That I do, My Friend.

You got that grown ass man thang down to a science.

 

[bksballer89]

So warriors offered klay for pg? Holy shit lol

 

[Heatles84]

So warriors offered klay for pg? Holy shit lol

Link?

 

[Mecca]

It will be Eon's until the New York Knicks even have a sliver of relevance.

Phil Jackson's ethereal ego and his obvious parallax of the team now has their canchise in dire straights.

This might be a pleonasm on my part, but Phil Jackson trying to go incognito while simultaneously still thinking

he's some type of seigneur just shows how gormless that faggot really is.

Dude, it takes skill to use the words pleonasm, seigneur and gormless faggot all in the same sentence.

* I choose to see it as a compound sentence *

Did you smoke some crack while reading a thesaurus?

 

[Heatles84]

@bksballer89 nevermind, I found it.

Paul George talks denied Pacers-Warriors trade for Klay Thompson

 

[Mecca]

So warriors offered klay for pg? Holy shit lol

I thought they turned it down when Indy called.

Wow...that would make what they took look even WORSE.