2017 NBA Offseason Thread

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Weird.

Harden and Cp3 both need the ball and Chris is a screamer.

Never say never.

But, I still say Clippers with a NTC, full max and then Spurs.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Ice Cube's Big3 league...

-3's Company: Allen Iverson (captain & coach), Dermarr Johnson (co-captain), Andre Owens, Mike Sweetney, Rueben Sammich, I mean Patterson, reserve: David Hawkins

3 Headed Monsters: Rashard Lewis (captain), Jason Williams (co-captain), Kwame Brown, Eddie Basden, Mahmoud Adbul- Rauf, reserve: Hakim Warrick, coach: Gary Payton

Ghost Ballers: Mike Bibby (captain) Rickey Davis (co-captain), Mo Evans, Marcus Banks, Ivan Johnson, reserve: Joe Smith, coach: George Gervin

Ball Hogs: Brian Scalabrine (captain), Josh Childress (co-captain), Derrick Byars, Rasual Butler, Dominic McGuire, reserve: Desmon Farmer, coach: Rick Barry

Tri State: Jermaine O'Neal (captain), Bonzi Wells (co-captain), Xavier Silas, Lee Nailon, Mike James, reserve: Lou Amundson, coach: Dr. J

Power: Corey Maggette (captain), Cuttino Mobley (co-captain), Jerome Williams, Deshawn Stevenson, Moochie Norris, reserve: Paul McPherson, coach: Clyde Drexler

Killer 3's: Chauncy Billups (captain), Stephen Jackson (co-captain), Reggie Evans, Larry Hughes, Brian Cook, reserve: Eddie Robinson, coach: Charles Oakley

Trilogy: Kenyon Martin (captain), Al Harrington (co-captain), Rashad McCants, James White, Dion Glover, reserve: Jannero Pargo, coach: Rick Mahorn

Jason Williams, white chocolate, Motorcycle crash test dummy or the murderer?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Woj Bomb:

I don't know how to quote twitter so I can't link it.

But Woj just posted that the Lakers have traded Lavar Ball to the Pacers for Paul George.

Kevin Pritchard is said to have exclaimed excitedly: "We got the guy who can beat Michael Jordan 1 on 1. Lebron's going down."

Lebron has a press conference scheduled for tomorrow at 1pm EST. There is talk that he will announce his retirement.

I don't believe you.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

I have to go to Calexico on Monday. I'm told to expect it to be about eleventy thousand billion degrees.

I'm probably going to end up wishing I was dead.

Make sure you pay your kidnap insurance before you leave.

The weather there rivals Satan's asshole after eating a burrito from Lucy's on Imperial and Western.

#ItBurns

 

[tlance]

Jason Williams, white chocolate, Motorcycle crash test dummy or the murderer?

The murderer is Jayson WIlliams, so I would guess this is white chocolate.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

The murderer is Jayson WIlliams, so I would guess this is white chocolate.

I was watching him on Area 21.

He said he's not dependable and might not show up if he can find a round of golf at a good club...lol

 

[bksballer89]

Petty lol

 

[Heatles84]

Turnup considers 92% of his posts to be bullshit because his standards are higher than Heatles standards.

Unlike Turnup, I've realized the audience that I have. #learntosetthebarlow

 

[shopson67]

He loathes CP3.

I think it's more because of the barking, not because he wants to be the #1 option.

So, yeah...I agree.

Man, CP3 and Kobe really should've played together (f'ing Stern! lol))

 

[shopson67]

Like Mecca said....they'd have to cut some salaries to afford him, unless he's willing to take a paycut and that seems unlikely.

I just don't see the fit. The answer to helping Harden, who monopolizes the ball, is to bring in CP3, who also monopolizes the ball? In Pringles' system? Is this a well-disguised short cut to blowing the whole thing up?

 

[shopson67]

No clue who that is lo

 

[TJL]

Still no clue

 

[shopson67]

High school loser movie from 1995

 

[Heatles84]

 

[wildturkey]

Weird.

Harden and Cp3 both need the ball and Chris is a screamer.

Never say never.

But, I still say Clippers with a NTC, full max and then Spurs.

I thought it wouldn't work but the more I think about it, the more I think it can. Harden and Beverley split duties a lot. If they leave Harden as the primary guy but insert Paul into Beverly's spot, it works better than you think. CP3 would basically be a SuperBeverley, still giving the defense and 3 point shooting that Beverley brings but with many more tricks as well. It could also work similar to how Jason Kidd ended up playing a more secondary role in Dallas with JET running PNRs with Dirk.

Griffin would work better of the two Clippers, but I can see a scenario for Paul in Houston

 

[Heatles84]

 

[bksballer89]

This is crazy

 

[bksballer89]

Who doesn't? Utah, Miami, or Boston? If we're talking about living preference then Miami win everytime but of course I'm sure there are other factors

 

[Shanemansj13]

Petty lol

Damn gotta make it easy as possible joining the best team that you lost to the year before. What a pussy.

#norespectpunk

 

[bksballer89]

Damn gotta make it easy as possible joining the best team that you lost to the year before. What a pussy.

#norespectpunk

Pretty sure durant doesn't give a damn about your respect. He's a punk and pussy but lebron is not for basically doing the same thing? Lol you lebron fanboys crack me up