2016 NBA Off-Season Thread

[Heatles84]

http://deadspin.com/report-draymond-green-arrested-for-assault-1783449756

 

[Heatles84]

God damn you. You beat me to it.

 

[gordontrue]

God damn you. You beat me to it.

lol.... and @RobToxin beat me to it.

We all posted it at the same time.

 

[RobToxin]

Hahaha...

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Wtf.....the hits just keep coming with this guy.

Guilty or not...

Distraction, Distraction, Distraction.

 

[gordontrue]

http://deadspin.com/report-draymond-green-arrested-for-assault-1783449756

I heard his defense will revolve around "natural shooting motion"

 

[RobToxin]

Wtf.....the hits just keep coming with this guy.

Guilty or not...

Distraction, Distraction, Distraction.

He's just lucky Goofdell ain't the NBA commissioner or he'd already be suspended half the season. Just for having his name end up on Twitter.

 

[CitySushi]

Welp....

 

[gordontrue]

In all seriousness, though.... we'll have to wait for more info to come out.

Could be nothing... could be a little something.... could be a huge something.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

He's just lucky Goofdell ain't the NBA commissioner or he'd already be suspended half the season. Just for having his name end up on Twitter.

Let's just hope he didn't Ray Rice somebody.

 

[RobToxin]

Let's just hope he didn't Ray Rice somebody.

And he'd be done if his balls got deflated during this arrest.

 

[Shanemansj13]

GS should let him go lol

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

And he'd be done if his balls got deflated during this arrest.

He is the deflator, not the deflatee.....

Signed, Steven Jackson's balls.

 

[The Q]

Dude just likes human contact.

Nut shots

Assault

Someone just give this guy a hug...

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

GS should let him go lol

Yeah, just waive the fucker now.

* eagerly awaits Balmer, Doc, Paul and Blake boarding private jet to Detroit after stopping at Home Depot for duct tape and rope*

 

[RobToxin]

He is the deflator, not the deflatee.....

Signed, Steven Jackson's balls.

 

[Shanemansj13]

In all seriousness, though.... we'll have to wait for more info to come out.

Could be nothing... could be a little something.... could be a huge something.

We all know it has something to do with...balls

 

[Sugarshell]

Yeah, just waive the fucker now.

* eagerly awaits Balmer, Doc, Paul and Blake boarding private jet to Detroit after stopping at Home Depot for duct tape and rope*

Hey Lady, thanks for the congrats. I'm still floating on cloud 9.

 

[DJ Fieri]

RIP TD's career.

I hated when my Lakers played against you because you were one of the most consistent players ever. You held yourself to a higher standard, you carried yourself with class and dignity. You never brought shame to yourself or your team. More players should emulate you and not the flashier players who flame out and have short careers.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Hey Lady, thanks for the congrats. I'm still floating on cloud 9.

What's up, Sugar!

You know LAD is here too.

She has only popped on a few times since the playoffs ended.

So, I haven't been able to tell her you are back.

You think the Cavs should give Andy a ring?

I remember how much you used to dig him.