Discussion in 'NHL Hockey Forum' started by Comeds, May 14, 2019.
Cancelled due to flooding!
Water main breaks at Pimlico Race Course
See you next year!
Are the toilet races still on?
I think so, but the odds aren't posted yet. I bet Drunk White Guy is going to win.
Heard they're goin down to Laurel...it's a dirty stinkin town yeah
Have I ever mentioned I knew a chick who blew a dude in a portable toilet at Pimlico? That is one nasty BJ... and I'm not talking about Seth Jones.
They nicknamed her port-o-head.
The only thing that would make this trashier is a mention of what specific tattoos were on each of their faces.
I'd wager Mr. Boh would be somewhere.
Update, Owendale is confident the Preakness will run and that he will win.
"Honestly, I like my chances", said the 3 year old, "but what the hell did Daenerys do?".
Hey. High end pony track like Pimlico probably has some nice portapotties.
BTW, do you still know her?
I thought we had agreed that you would no longer post any more pics of Sarah Jessica Parker on this board.
Seriously though you should take it easy on SJP. I actually saw her in NYC last year. She was pretty cool. I said "Wow. You're Sarah Jessica Parker. Hi!" . She responded with a polite " Hay!".
I just listened to a long interview with her on a podcast. I expected to be bored and probably dislike her but she was friendly and seemed very personable.
Did she complete any complex math problems by stomping her hooves?
I tells ya, you give 43 an inch and he'll take a mile...or since it's the Preakness, a mile and 3/16ths
News alert, I am being told they are going to run the race. As of yet it has not been cancelled.
I am glad I am here, this is the kind of news update only a local could give.
I'm being told that there are a lot of jockeys jockeying around. I'll keep you all posted.
You need to be careful when you're jockeying around as you might end up with a black eye, Susan.
The Black Eyed Susan race is today Dash, good call. My sources say Cookie Dough has this one in the bag.
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