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144th Preakness Stakes Thread

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  1. Comeds

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    Are the toilet races still on?
     
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    I think so, but the odds aren't posted yet. I bet Drunk White Guy is going to win.
     
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    DevilishWon What the hell....

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    Heard they're goin down to Laurel...it's a dirty stinkin town yeah
     
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    Have I ever mentioned I knew a chick who blew a dude in a portable toilet at Pimlico? That is one nasty BJ... and I'm not talking about Seth Jones.

    They nicknamed her port-o-head.
     
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    The only thing that would make this trashier is a mention of what specific tattoos were on each of their faces.
     
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    I'd wager Mr. Boh would be somewhere.
     
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    forty_three 3 time pickleball champion

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    [​IMG]


    CRABS
     
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    Update, Owendale is confident the Preakness will run and that he will win.

    "Honestly, I like my chances", said the 3 year old, "but what the hell did Daenerys do?".
    [​IMG]
     
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    KennyBanyeah Buckle up!!

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    Hey. High end pony track like Pimlico probably has some nice portapotties.

    Don't judge.


    BTW, do you still know her?
     
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    I thought we had agreed that you would no longer post any more pics of Sarah Jessica Parker on this board.
     
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    :tsk:
     
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    Seriously though you should take it easy on SJP. I actually saw her in NYC last year. She was pretty cool. I said "Wow. You're Sarah Jessica Parker. Hi!" . She responded with a polite " Hay!".
     
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    I just listened to a long interview with her on a podcast. I expected to be bored and probably dislike her but she was friendly and seemed very personable.
     
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    Did she complete any complex math problems by stomping her hooves?
     
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    I tells ya, you give 43 an inch and he'll take a mile...or since it's the Preakness, a mile and 3/16ths
     
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    News alert, I am being told they are going to run the race. As of yet it has not been cancelled.

    I am glad I am here, this is the kind of news update only a local could give.
     
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    I'm being told that there are a lot of jockeys jockeying around. I'll keep you all posted.
     
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    You need to be careful when you're jockeying around as you might end up with a black eye, Susan.
     
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    The Black Eyed Susan race is today Dash, good call. My sources say Cookie Dough has this one in the bag.