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144th Preakness Stakes Thread

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Cancelled due to flooding!

Water main breaks at Pimlico Race Course

See you next year!

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Are the toilet races still on?

I think so, but the odds aren't posted yet. I bet Drunk White Guy is going to win.
 

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Have I ever mentioned I knew a chick who blew a dude in a portable toilet at Pimlico? That is one nasty BJ... and I'm not talking about Seth Jones.

They nicknamed her port-o-head.
 

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Have I ever mentioned I knew a chick who blew a dude in a portable toilet at Pimlico? That is one nasty BJ... and I'm not talking about Seth Jones.

They nicknamed her port-o-head.

The only thing that would make this trashier is a mention of what specific tattoos were on each of their faces.
 

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CRABS
 

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Update, Owendale is confident the Preakness will run and that he will win.

"Honestly, I like my chances", said the 3 year old, "but what the hell did Daenerys do?".
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Have I ever mentioned I knew a chick who blew a dude in a portable toilet at Pimlico? That is one nasty BJ... and I'm not talking about Seth Jones.

They nicknamed her port-o-head.

Hey. High end pony track like Pimlico probably has some nice portapotties.

Don't judge.


BTW, do you still know her?
 

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Update, Owendale is confident the Preakness will run and that he will win.

"Honestly, I like my chances", said the 3 year old, "but what the hell did Daenerys do?".
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I thought we had agreed that you would no longer post any more pics of Sarah Jessica Parker on this board.
 

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I thought we had agreed that you would no longer post any more pics of Sarah Jessica Parker on this board.

Seriously though you should take it easy on SJP. I actually saw her in NYC last year. She was pretty cool. I said "Wow. You're Sarah Jessica Parker. Hi!" . She responded with a polite " Hay!".
 

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Seriously though you should take it easy on SJP. I actually saw her in NYC last year. She was pretty cool. I said "Wow. You're Sarah Jessica Parker. Hi!" . She responded with a polite " Hay!".
I just listened to a long interview with her on a podcast. I expected to be bored and probably dislike her but she was friendly and seemed very personable.
 

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I just listened to a long interview with her on a podcast. I expected to be bored and probably dislike her but she was friendly and seemed very personable.

Did she complete any complex math problems by stomping her hooves?
 

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News alert, I am being told they are going to run the race. As of yet it has not been cancelled.

I am glad I am here, this is the kind of news update only a local could give.
 

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I'm being told that there are a lot of jockeys jockeying around. I'll keep you all posted.
 

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I'm being told that there are a lot of jockeys jockeying around. I'll keep you all posted.

You need to be careful when you're jockeying around as you might end up with a black eye, Susan.
 

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You need to be careful when you're jockeying around as you might end up with a black eye, Susan.
The Black Eyed Susan race is today Dash, good call. My sources say Cookie Dough has this one in the bag.
 
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