OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Man restrained after becoming unruly on Iceland to New York flight - CNN.com

Raucheisen said duct tape and plastic zip ties are considered standard protocol when restraining a passenger.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Man restrained after becoming unruly on Iceland to New York flight - CNN.com

TSA flight security agents Joey The Fish and Vinnie D were also forced to tell the man to "Get the fuckouttahere", and beat him with their pinky rings.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

you know how i know you're gay?

Cameroon men convicted of 'looking gay' by drinking Bailey's Irish Cream have sentenced overturned

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Man dies after eating 28 raw eggs for bet | News24

well he won?

 

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I've heard of dying to win the lottery, but....

Illinois man killed by cyanide poisoning after striking it rich in lottery - CNN.com

 

[jstewismybastardson]

BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

 

[puckhead]

quality day at the Daily Mail

Pubic lice almost wiped out thanks to the popularity of bikini waxing | Mail Online

Pron study had to be scrapped after researchers failed to find ANY 20-something males who hadn¿t watched it | Mail Online
^--- that link may not work unless you put the letters p..o..r..n... back in the address

 

[Eddie_Shack]

BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

Questions:

What kind of bikes to German Hell's Angels ride on? Vintage Nazi motorcycles with the side car? Do their bike helmets have spikes on the top? Do they ride high performance BMW crotch rockets? Are they more efficient at ass whipping than their American counterparts? What do they do in the winter?

No questions regarding the puppy, or the construction equipment, but that must have been one hell of a fast bulldozer. I bet it was a fucking Bulldozer Blitzkrieg. Wasn't that a song?

/the kraut with the 'stache said "Let's invade Poland fast!" and it turned into a Bulldozer Blitzkrieg!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

News1130 ‏@News1130radio
An Everett woman accused of killing her boyfriend by smothering him with her breasts. Witnesses say she threw him down and covered his face

 

[SLY]

Heard that on the news this morning, lol.

 

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News1130 ‏@News1130radio
An Everett woman accused of killing her boyfriend by smothering him with her breasts. Witnesses say she threw him down and covered his face

Were some of the witnesses trying to get the woman's phone number?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Were some of the witnesses trying to get the woman's phone number?

canadians looking for cheap milk

 

[puckhead]

News1130 ‏@News1130radio
An Everett woman accused of killing her boyfriend by smothering him with her breasts. Witnesses say she threw him down and covered his face

death by motorboat.



/don't reference kirstey maccoll, don't reference kirstey maccoll, don't reference kirstey maccoll, damnit.

 

[puckhead]

Durian fruit's odour of 'sweaty sports socks' prompts gas-leak call, evacuation of Richmond mall

just surprised it was in Richmond.
must have been a white guy who made the call.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Durian fruit's odour of 'sweaty sports socks' prompts gas-leak call, evacuation of Richmond mall

just surprised it was in Richmond.
must have been a white guy who made the call.

"Sweatty sports socks" ???

Oh thats right i guess a newspaper cant exactly slot the word shit in there

 

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"Sweatty sports socks" ???

Oh thats right i guess a newspaper cant exactly slot the word shit in there

Maybe it's a good thing Bill Sweatt was sent back down to Chicago earlier today...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Fat thumb

 

[puckhead]

so... Bulgarian politics.
Ahmed Dogan: Heart stopping moment man pulls a gun on Bulgarian opposition leader as he makes speech live on TV | Mail Online

 

[puckhead]

figure skate fight!

Police break up figure-skater brawl in Toronto-area hotel

 

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figure skate fight!

Police break up figure-skater brawl in Toronto-area hotel

Blades of Gory?!?