Absolutely nothing happened yesterday

[Used 2 B Hu]

That's not funny.

I'll say, this entire goddam thread sucks AIDS-infected unicorn penis. The largest chortle I've had so far was for the big gay ice cream truck.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Damn, no one got the smallpOX thing yet.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Damn, no one got the smallpOX thing yet.

what's to get?

it was a good one

someone pinch his bicep

 

[Down38st8]

Yes it is.

Okay, my bad.

See how easy that is?

 

[cerealboi]

I'd have to give a half an inch of shit about the HR derby to give an informed response

I thought you were one of those "Leave Robby alone!" people last year when the uncouth KC fans booed him.

 

[Brocktagon]

smallpox >>> hockey

 

[Rock Strongo]

*pats ox on the back, hands him an empanada*

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I thought you were one of those "Leave Robby alone!" people last year when the uncouth KC fans booed him.

You would

I laughed, cause the next HR derby that makes it way into my living room will be the first

 

[Kate Upton]

This thread blows more cock than a middle aged male from New England. You don't deserve me, or the greatness of this song.

 

[Down38st8]

You would

I laughed, cause the next HR derby that makes it way into my living room will be the first

Un-fucking-watchable...

Same with the all star game...I boycott both events annually.

 

[Down38st8]

You don't deserve me

For once you're right about something...we did nothing wrong to invite the daily stupidity you rain down on us...

 

[cerealboi]

You would

I laughed, cause the next HR derby that makes it way into my living room will be the first

Well in my defense, there were so many tears from the Yankee fan base after last summer's derby it was hard to tell who needed consoling.

 

[fordman84]

instead of emoticons, I wish we could put little audio rimshots in some of these messages.

closest we can get ya

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Who won the derby anyway?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Un-fucking-watchable...

Same with the all star game...I boycott both events annually.

I passed on tickets from 4 separate people

Big waste of time

I had some Ray Donovan to catch up on

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

This thread blows more cock than a middle aged male from New England. You don't deserve me, or the greatness of this song.

I already said that, only better...

 

[Down38st8]

instead of emoticons, I wish we could put little audio rimshots in some of these messages

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Hey Dirt,

The other day, I got to hang with Millar and Tony Orlando.

 

[Down38st8]

Who won the derby anyway?

A Caribbean juicer....like always...

 

[Kate Upton]

For once you're right about something...we did nothing wrong to invite the daily stupidity you rain down on us...

Does anybody care if this guy gets hit by a bus?