Absolutely nothing happened yesterday

[Down38st8]

the home run derby is a joke and needs to be cancelled

the highlight of the night was an on camera fight between 2 mets fans in the background while nomaaaah interviewed mike piazza:

http://deadspin.com/a-fight-broke-out-behind-espns-home-run-derby-set-794819191

LMAO...who the fuck gets into a fight at a HR derby?

 

[SportsChic]

Unicorns get Ox all hot and heavy .... maybe I should delete the picture before he grows an erection at work and gets in trouble

The other one is Fly's?

 

[SportsChic]

LMAO...who the fuck gets into a fight at a HR derby?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Oh I see, age only matters when it comes to him. When you start declining at your age 36, 37 years, only to miraculously bounce back at age 38 to lead the league in hits.

PEDs

He batted 334 with 212 hits at 35

He had 179 hits at 36

He was on pace for 200 hits at age 37

I'm not seeing the peaks and valleys you are, and it's probably why you and 3 others in all of mankind think Jeter is on PEDs

 

[Brocktagon]

Errr, what kind of toppings do you have?

hey ox, do you want to give cereal an obvious answer?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hey look .... Snoogins is selling ice cream now.

Times must be rough.

That's awesome...where can I find some of this large homosexual fro yo?

 

[Down38st8]

I guess I'm in the minority of those who actually like Chris Berman and don't mind Stephen A.

I like Stephen A, as long as he's talking basketball...rather ignorant of any other sport IMO....Berman? He can go die in a hole..the guy is thoroughly annoying, useless...and he's been doing the same fucking act for 20 years...time for fresh blood...in 20 years he can't say anything other than "back, back, back, back, back, back, GONE!" and "it might go all the way!!!"

Shut up chris...for the good of the sport...just please...shut...the...fuck....up.

 

[Brocktagon]

He batted 334 with 212 hits at 35

He had 179 hits at 36

He was on pace for 200 hits at age 37

I'm not seeing the peaks and valleys you are, and it's probably why you and 3 others in all of mankind think Jeter is on PEDs

i always said jeter is gay, never said he's on PED's.

ortiz is a DH. he can hit like this past 40 with a minimum risk to an injury. it has nothing to do with PED's.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

"Bud - AS game is in New York, but after last year's playoff attendance issues, and the crappiness of the team, we're worried about Yankee fan interest in the game."


"Hmmm - get Cano in the derby again!"


"Yeah, but he makes his dad look like Justin Verlander"

"Shut up and do it - and tell those Mets fans if I hear one peep out of them, David Wright's name is appearing in the biogenesis report".

"Awful" doesn't quite do this justice

 

[SportsChic]

Have fun everyone.

Three interviews to do.

Time to judge body movement, eye contact, (Oxford comma) and watching for key good/bad words.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I'm home packing. I'm home half the time anyway. Being a VP has its perks.

 

[Rock Strongo]

LMAO...who the fuck gets into a fight at a HR derby?

NYers?

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

OK I lied, I'm not packing, I'm relaxing. My mother-in-law is doing the work today.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Have fun everyone.

Three interviews to do.

Time to judge body movement, eye contact, (Oxford comma) and watching for key good/bad words.

Hiring more pole dancers at your club?

 

[cerealboi]

"Awful" doesn't quite do this justice

Do you have a better explanation of why someone who hit 0 home runs the year before is the 'captain' of the team? This was clearly a bone to the Yankee fans to get them to go to Queens for the derby.

 

[cerealboi]

OK I lied, I'm not packing, I'm relaxing. My mother-in-law is doing the work today.

Does she get to drive the U-haul?

 

[Down38st8]

Do you have a better explanation of why someone who hit 0 home runs the year before is the 'captain' of the team? This was clearly a bone to the Yankee fans to get them to go to Queens for the derby.

THIS...100% accurate.

Had they not invited Cano for it, zero yankee fans would've shown up, and that fight would never have happened.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

LMAO...who the fuck gets into a fight at a HR derby?

you and JD?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Do you have a better explanation of why someone who hit 0 home runs the year before is the 'captain' of the team? This was clearly a bone to the Yankee fans to get them to go to Queens for the derby.

Yep.

In a related story, the two dudes "fighting" behind Piazza's interview are actually yankee fans who were seeking to sully the pure reputation of innocent Mets supporters.

A vile perpetration to rival the holocaust.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Does she get to drive the U-haul?

No U-Haul. A friend of mine owns a trucking company.