Yellow-bellied water snake.
"water moccasin"
That's my impression of almost everyone around here. If it is a snake, is dark colored or doesn't rattle, it is a water moccasin. I hate snakes and leave em alone. We have an agreement, they don't fuck with me and I don't fuck with them.
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