Game Thread: Super Bowl LIX: Chefs vs Elgses

[Clayton]

Damn this halftime show has really gone downhill since Prince

Hard to argue any different although Gaga and Dre (and friends) did well imo

 

[DJ Fieri]

Maybe not as recognizable without dropping f bombs or complaining about reptile air travel

Still unreal.

 

[Mebert]

I think the intro to the song is as close as we are going to get to hearing Drake getting called a pedo. Pending lawsuit likely stopped it.

 

[Xeliou66]

Damn this halftime show has really gone downhill since Prince

I haven’t liked the halftime shows since they stopped having rock artists do it. Prince in the Miami monsoon was the best halftime show by far. This is pretty much crap

 

[gohuskresurrected]

I just chatgpt's make me a rap song with words that rhyme but make no sense. It gave me this and didn't have to think long:

Verse 1:
I’m rollin’ with a pickle, sippin’ on a cloud,
Jellybean shoes and a purple shroud.
Lemonade mirrors, they’re buzzin' like bees,
I’m swimmin' in spaghetti with a side of the seas.

Waffle on the rooftop, I’m breakin’ the dawn,
Banana in my pocket, now I’m chasing a song.
Socks on my elbows, but I’m feeling real fly,
Cactus in the kitchen, gotta give it a try.

Chorus:
Do the twist, take a trip to the moon,
I’m dancin’ with a cactus, playin’ a spoon.
Flap your wings like a kangaroo's dream,
We’re all eatin' ice cream on a laser beam.

Verse 2:
Bubblegum mountain, climb it with a chair,
Turtles in tuxedos, they’re singin’ in pairs.
Bananas do the tango, and the stars say "hi,"
I’m rocket-shippin' pancakes, watch me fly by!

Twirlin’ on a trampoline made of cheese,
Funky little ponies breakin’ all the pleas.
Shakin' with a donut, I’m chillin’ with a frog,
Playin' chess with a rhino, I’m dancin' with a log.

Chorus:
Do the twist, take a trip to the moon,
I’m dancin’ with a cactus, playin’ a spoon.
Flap your wings like a kangaroo's dream,
We’re all eatin' ice cream on a laser beam.

Bridge:
Pickles in the pool with a lollipop coat,
Jellyfish are rappin’ with a garden goat.
Sailing through the rainbow on a purple bike,
Fried chicken flappin’ like a hungry mic.

Outro:
Giraffes in the attic, they’re countin' the socks,
Bananas do karate, check the mailbox.
Chillin’ with a kangaroo, toastin' to the cheese,
Rappin' to the cactus with a side of the breeze.

 

[msgkings322]

Who is the dude in the America/Uncle Sam hat yelling stuff on the field during this halftime show?

Man how young are you?

 

[Battlelyon]

 

[calsnowskier]

Cot dayum.

I miss Rock and Roll…

This music is garbage.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

Who came up with halftime show, the Crips?

 

[Cedrique]

Wait, when does the freak off start?

 

[TheSnowdog]

Too bad there isn’t a power outage during this halftime show
This sucks

 

[Mebert]

Maybe not as recognizable without dropping f bombs or complaining about reptile air travel

Watching edited Sam Jackson movies is amazing. Jackie Brown he screams where is my mutual funding money. Amazing.

 

[raoul]

This guy won multiple Grammy's how and why exactly?

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Is he chewing bubble gum???? WTF is he even saying???

 

[Airraidtech]

I think the intro to the song is as close as we are going to get to hearing Drake getting called a pedo. Pending lawsuit likely stopped it.

Damn. Call him a pedo! And a Canadian!

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

Cot dayum.

I miss Rock and Roll…

This music is garbage.

Hell, I'd even settle for an old fashioned marching band at this point.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Wife made these delicious meatballs for SB Sunday....

About to get a 2nd serving.

 

[Black Adam]

Cot dayum.

I miss Rock and Roll…

This music is garbage.

Tsk. Hip hop ain't for everybody...

 

[UK Cowboy]

Looks like Kevin Hart is the halftime entertainment. What is old boy, 5'2"?

 

[Mebert]

Oh shit! He is doing it!