I FUCKING HATE KUNITZ!!!

[SLY]

Now Crosby is back in the motherfucking, god damn, shit sucking headlines again! "How worried should we be...?", "Whats gonna come of...?" FUCK OFF! Kunitz you irresponsible fudgepacking taint flicker! It's all your fault!

 

[pixburgher66]

Oh, silly Jeff, you think he'd NOT be in the headlines?

 

[SLY]

You're right.

 

[pixburgher66]

BREAKING NEWS: Sidney Crosby did not have his regularly scheduled bowel movement this morning. Crews are on their way to get reaction from him and his family in this difficult time.

 

[SLY]

Hope he doesn't have the same doctor as Michael Jackson.

 

[pixburgher66]

Hope he doesn't have the same doctor as Michael Jackson.

Dude...don't joke like that. *sobs* MICHAELLLLLL! TOO SOOOOOONNNNN! *sob*

^^The reaction of far too many grown adults^^

 

[SLY]

His tunes were catchy... But I was not a fan of him as a person.

 

[SLY]

And why the hell is there only one game on tonight!? We all know the Devils are going to lose.

 

[pixburgher66]

His tunes were catchy... But I was not a fan of him as a person.

Obnoxiously catchy...I had a roommate freshman year who was OBSESSED with him. Posters, pictures, a bag with his face on it (like those Rolling Stones ones?), and played his music in our room connnnnstantly. Didn't help my dislike of him much.

 

[pixburgher66]

And why the hell is there only one game on tonight!? We all know the Devils are going to lose.

Guess they're trying to get numbers by having one game and having it on VS. Still though...it's NJ and TB in mid regular season. Not gonna get too many extra viewers there.

 

[NullDefault]

Now Crosby is back in the motherfucking, god damn, shit sucking headlines again! "How worried should we be...?", "Whats gonna come of...?" FUCK OFF! Kunitz you irresponsible fudgepacking taint flicker! It's all your fault!

I wonder if Versus is going to cancel another scheduled Bruins game to watch his second comeback game of the year?

 

[evolver115]

I wonder if Versus is going to cancel another scheduled Bruins game to watch his second comeback game of the year?

I hope so.

In fact, I hope they cancel every game in the NHL for a whole fucking week so the media can just force it down everyone's throats for 7 agonizing days! They can call it Sidpalooza!!

It'll be Sidtacular

 

[dash]

All joking aside, it's quite disappointing that Crosby is missing time again apparently due to a hit that happens several times a game...

 

[whyoh]

 

[evolver115]

All joking aside, it's quite disappointing that Crosby is missing time again apparently due to a hit that happens several times a game...

Yeah, it sucks. It's the nature of these injuries, though. You can't say one person is going to react one way because the last guy with a concussion reacted that way.

Completely unpredictable. Which I'm sure makes it even more frustrating to the person who is suffering the dreaded concussion-like-symptoms.

 

[SLY]

Poor Sid.

God damn Mila Kunis is so hot.

 

[sbb122]

All joking aside, it's quite disappointing that Crosby is missing time again apparently due to a hit that happens several times a game...

His career will not be the same. I was trying to be optimistic as a Pens fan, but if that little contact with Krejci sets him back, it's going to be a long road ahead.

 

[SLY]

I thought it was contact with Kunitz?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Mila Kunitz.

 

[SLY]

Mila Kunitz.

Dude, check out this new broad I found... Unfuckingbelievable.

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