Carson Wentz Apology Thread

[Picklerick 2.0]

oof.

 

[fordman84]

Since so many of you were so, so embarrassingly wrong about Carson Wentz, I thought it would be a good idea to create a thread where you can formally apologize for the absurd stupidities you have vomited out on these pages over the past few years.

Now that Carson has led his team to the playoffs with a 4,000-yard season in which he had ZERO receivers over 500 yards--in which he threw for 1,200 yards, 7 TDs and 0 INTs for four straight wins at the end despite throwing entirely to backups and guys fresh off the practice squad--it's time for you to seek penance for your sins against the Ginger Jesus.

Line up, nice and neat. I know there are a lot of you, but be patient, your turn in the confession booth will come.

“I’m just extremely grateful to be healthy and to be playing in this meaningful game,” Wentz said, via ESPN.com. “And I know the guys are fired up. We’re fired up. It was quite the regular season for us, with a lot of ups and downs, and the way we responded late in the year with our backs against the wall, to do what we did and to get to this moment, I think guys are thankful for it. But we’re still hungry.”

Carson Wentz carries Eagles to NFC East title, helping Philadelphia overcome numerous injuries

Carson Wentz “still hungry” after winning NFC East

Feel like a moron yet?

You should

 

[GNG]

Wentz Sucks.

 

[GNG]

 

[SteelersPride]

oh theres some juicy takes in here

 

[Manster7588]

Ultimate Fail Thread

 

[Iggloo]

Hey Wentz isn't hurt yet, so he still has a shot...maybe.

Team looks like a mess right now.

 

[Manster7588]

Hey Wentz isn't hurt yet, so he still has a shot...maybe.

Team looks like a mess right now.

 

[PDay8810]

Hey Wentz isn't hurt yet, so he still has a shot...maybe.

Team looks like a mess right now.

lol
what a load you remain

 

[SteelersPride]

Hey Wentz isn't hurt yet, so he still has a shot...maybe.

Wentz looks like a mess right now.

I swear someone in this thread said wentz>dak and goff??

 

[Tapey]

Op is right.
Im sorry that the only way Wentz can succeed is if the roster is so stacked that a backup can come in and win the Super Bowl

 

[SteelersPride]

Wentz Sucks.

 

[Manster7588]

Where's our Wentz Ball Washer #2

 

[Boglodyte]

I thought this would be where Wentz came to apologize to everyone for his suckage

 

[SteelersPride]

Where's our Wentz Ball Washer #2

breaking down youtube film

 

[dbldwn711]

Where's our Wentz Ball Washer #2

 

[dbldwn711]

 

[Manster7588]

breaking down youtube film

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[Tapey]

Greatest reply possible.

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[Manster7588]

Fify

Thanks, I tried to change it. But it didn't take.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Wentz said in his postgame interview that the Eagles offense has the "potential to be elite". Sounds kinda like the AMVP to me but I might need PE1 to return and confirm that.