Dear N00Bs from Rivals

[OUGuy1999]

Oh look, a new little brother popped out.

 

[Moab]

Damn, I thought some of you vets would have solid advice for them to blend in on this forum, as usual you fucks let me down..... again

 

[gobigred]

Just stay outta the Penalty Box

That's mine

Lies. That’s where @moxie used to take @HammerDown to get what she wanted.


Rumor is that’s where @moxie buried @HammerDown

 

[Moab]

Lies. That’s where @moxie used to take @HammerDown to get what she wanted.


Rumor is that’s where @moxie buried @HammerDown

You know, he might have had a chance if he was HammerUp...just saying

 

[batchaps4me]

Everyone likes gladiators here.
@Winged_Wheel88 is god

@Rock Strongo is @mrschaney

@PhoenixEagles1 thinks wentz won an
Mvp award

@wlk3 has fat stacks of cheddar

Alabama is the only team

Clearly 6-8-1-45 playoff teams are superior to 4.

@OregonDucks truly believes Oregon is natty contender and will play in the championship game this year

@AlaskaGuy is your go to source for anything

I think I got it all

You left out 2:

Our resident on call sage and Zen master is @olympicoscar. He is a source of clarity.
Any new Michigan fans must immediately report to your new commanding officer @GoBlueNavyNuke for inspection.

 

[steelerssb]

Lies. That’s where @moxie used to take @HammerDown to get what she wanted.


Rumor is that’s where @moxie buried @HammerDown

I thought @moxie moved his body to the Akron team board?

 

[theboardref]

You know how I can tell this isn’t a rivals circle jerk thread? This thread was posted at 1 pm and it isn’t already at 50 pages...

 

[gob]

I have to admit, I signed up here just to watch him melting down after getting permabanned at Rivals. It was glorious, and he’s still all bent out of shape about it.

I’ve been visiting from time to time since, just haven’t posted much. I didn’t get banned at Rivals, but the current situation stinks so much I think I may be done with them. I know y’all are thrilled at that prospect.

Thanks for the hospitality folks, except for that asshole who wants us to leave.

I stuck around the NHL board after that event.

 

[WindyCityCoug]

Damn, I thought some of you vets would have solid advice for them to blend in on this forum, as usual you fucks let me down..... again

 

[Srini]

Why is N00b spelled with zeroes, is it forbidden to type **** here?

 

[SnoopHawg]

Why is N00b spelled with zeroes, is it forbidden to type **** here?

Funny. You can say fuck and shit but **** and **** are blocked.

 

[NU_FTW]

Funny. You can say fuck and shit but **** and **** are blocked.

the words that are censored are bizarre porno but no pron

 

[IrishBlooded]

Alright someone explain what the fuck the difference is in giving rainbows and cake and medals and pills vs just liking a post?

 

[SignalBama]

Please make an introduction thread telling us all about your favorite team, who your favorite player is and how awesome he plays, tell us about your immortal coach and by all means let us know about your best recruits and if you have any players that will be invited to the Heisman presentation show.

Thanks in advance.

As an Alabama fan. I don't really have to do all this. Everyone pretty much knows we are the greatest ever.

 

[SJ76]

I like how a lot of them have 2 year old accounts from when they followed AG over

I know.. that rivals site is weak why would you stay there when you can hoop??

 

[Kevin12773]

As an Alabama fan. I don't really have to do all this. Everyone pretty much knows we are the greatest ever.

Bob Stoops disagrees

 

[SignalBama]

Bob Stoops disagrees

He can disagree with his 1 title and 3 runner up trophies. As for the Playoffs he should be pegged 1rst round Bob.

 

[Kevin12773]

He can disagree with his 1 title and 3 runner up trophies. As for the Playoffs he should be pegged 1rst round Bob.

Stoops was 3-0 against Bama is all I know

 

[CowpokeU]

Oh look, a new little brother popped out.

Gross a Gooner. Do I get the same level of protection from the rest of the meanies here as I did on rivals or is it sink or swim from big brother U

 

[SignalBama]

Stoops was 3-0 against Bama is all I know

He was. But think to yourself. Is beating Alabama in meaningless games the same as winning meaningful games ? Unless those games are what OU fans define as "meaningful". I'd hate to have those standards as a program.