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Ickey Shuffle

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Baltimore is trash asf too. Don't know why ppl are kissing their ass every year either.
 

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Baltimore is trash asf too. Don't know why ppl are kissing their ass every year either.
Best defense in the division. They were 1 win away from the playoffs with a garbage offense last year. If they can get just 3-5% more completions out of Flacco this year then they should easily be in WC contention.
 

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Best defense in the division.

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Ickey Shuffle

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If the Bengals finish in last place, I'll get a Steelers tattoo.

Lol!
 

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I'm predicting that Lamar Jackson takes over and leads them to the playoffs as the 5 or 6 seed. The AFC is VERY weak this year aside from teams like the Steelers, Patriots and maybe the Jags. I can see lots of teams with losing records, almost just like last year. Bills will regress and the West is all up for grabs. Chiefs have a rookie QB, Raiders don't have anyone anymore, Broncos won't get the results from Keenum they expect. Only teams I see improving really are the Texans and Colts, maybe the Chargers too?
 

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I got nothin' football related until the Browns actually win a game.

So do you find the girls for your QB to assault, or do you just guard the bathroom stall door while he enjoys himself with them?

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Both! :heh:
 

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And now, an utterly idiotic joke, which I first heard as a child..................................

Why did the Cleveland fan paint his toilet orange?

To watch the Browns play in the orange bowl.
 

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I mean, it's the Cleveland Shits. What else do I need to say? They will be better this year, just not good enough to beat the Steelers.

We'll leave that for NE, just like every year for the past two decades.
 

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Well I didn’t realize it was a bet! You made a proclamation originally! But I ain’t one to shy away from a bet.

I accepted! Go Browns & Ratbirds!!!
 

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I'm sure this has been posted somewhere around here before, but to get into the spirit of this week:

A guy walks into a bar in Cleveland wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Browns jersey on, with a little Browns helmet on his head. It's a very cute cat.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Browns game here? My TV at home is broke, and my cat and I always watch the game together."

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave"

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game, week one against the Steelers. Late in the fourth quarter, the Browns finally kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a Browns touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years.
 

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Nope. You said you were gonna get a Steelers tattoo. That's the bet. Not some fake money bet. You opened your mouth, now you gotta be a man of your word if it actually happens. We didn't make you say what you said. You did that on your own haha.
 
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