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This is horseshit. Yankees get a run in thanks to 4 fucking walks.

You've gotta go get his ass.

He should be fucking humiliated.

His asshole puckers up in the big spotlight. If we make the playoffs, I'm not sure we can have him in the rotation.

And if the heat is getting to him this bad, what's he gonna in Atlanta when it's 95 with 100% humidity all the way through July and August?
 

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Newk picked a big stage to have one of his worst outings of the year

He did it in Boston too. He can't handle the big stage, and I don't care what his stats are the rest of the way, he's not making my playoff rotation.
 

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And of course Luke Jackson comes in a goes 2-0.
 

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Make it 3-0.

Just forfeit now and save the bullpen.
 

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We've walked 5 this inning. Yankees have 5 runs on 3 hits. Throw a batting practice pitch. A grand slam would put us out of our misery.
 

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And I bet Snit is just as calm as can be. Chew these fuckers out. You can't be a loving father figure all the time.
 

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If I'm a Braves fielder, that fucker is getting the "soap party" tonight!
 

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nothing more frustrating as a fielder than watching your pitcher walk people. FUCK THAT!
 

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2 runs with no hits. How do you look your teammates in the fucking eyes after that shit. If you ain't got it, you've gotta dig down deep and gut it out. Newk fucking gave up. I wish Glavine were in the booth so we could hear how a real pitcher grinds it out when he doesn't have his best stuff working instead of just throwing in the white flag. If you really can't grip the ball, check your fucking self out of the game and don't hurt the fucking team.
 

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This guy has had trouble throwing strikes but yet here we are swinging at the First Pitch.
 

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Get ejected Flowers, that way we can lose our DH.

Fucking shit at bats after the leadoff walk.

PLay extra innings last night, and our starter can't even make it through 3 all the while our offense refuses to work counts tonight. Shit performance all the way around.
 

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Calm Down, man. He is still probably an ALLStar...but yeah he sucked ass tonight.

There's no excuse for that bullshit. If he gets hit around, that's one thing. The two homers didn't bother me at all.

I can't handle fucking walks. If he can't beat that shit, he needs to go work on some stuff.

And I hope to God he's not an All Star, we don't need him embarrassing us again on the big stage.
 

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Luke Jackson has went back to being Luke Jackson
 

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This game's about to get even more ugly.

I'm gonna keep watching in hopes that Evan Phillips makes his debut to see what the fuss is about.
 
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