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Guy Incognito
Crack a window, will ya?
Short background story of the qualifications: Came up during the Super Bowl run as a way to make fun of Merrill Hoge, who was saying that the Eagles weren't going to make the Super Bowl because they didn't have any "woodshed" players. Now, it's sort of an LVP/coach thing, a goat of the game if you will. Ideally, this guy will have put up good looking stats, but made a key misplay. Otherwise, any old bum will do, but it's more for the guy who was expected to do something and didn't, than to rip on, say, Jalen Mills.
Tl;dr: Vote for the most disappointing and/or suckiest player of the game.
The Candidates:
Kirk Cousins: Shit day against a garbage secondary. Barely completed 50% of his passes, fumbled twice, threw a pick to Jalen freakin' Mills.
Alshon Jeffery: 3 catches, 38 yards. Not what the Eagles brought him here to do. A couple balls were underthrown or thrown into traffic, but he was brought here to make those plays.
Torrey Smith: 1 catch for 30 yards, didn't attempt to dive on the fumble after whiffing on his block on that dumb backwards pass to Agholor.
Jordan Reed: largely ineffective against a team that sucks against TEs. 5 catches for 36 yards, and took at least one first down away from his offense.
Tl;dr: Vote for the most disappointing and/or suckiest player of the game.
The Candidates:
Kirk Cousins: Shit day against a garbage secondary. Barely completed 50% of his passes, fumbled twice, threw a pick to Jalen freakin' Mills.
Alshon Jeffery: 3 catches, 38 yards. Not what the Eagles brought him here to do. A couple balls were underthrown or thrown into traffic, but he was brought here to make those plays.
Torrey Smith: 1 catch for 30 yards, didn't attempt to dive on the fumble after whiffing on his block on that dumb backwards pass to Agholor.
Jordan Reed: largely ineffective against a team that sucks against TEs. 5 catches for 36 yards, and took at least one first down away from his offense.