Reds-Cubs thread

[Kate Upton]

Cozart popped up. Evidently that almost never happens.

You're on a roll

 

[JohnU]

Sorryanno hits another HR for the Yangs.

 

[Kate Upton]

Sorryanno hits another HR for the Yangs.

Yeah I saw that...

Homer comes out in the 6th and walks the leadoff hitter on 4 pitches.

Nice work.

 

[JohnU]

Fukkin Bailey gonna walk everybody this inning?

 

[JohnU]

So our vaunted offense is rolling right along tonight.

 

[Kate Upton]

Good job Homer

 

[Kate Upton]

So our vaunted offense is rolling right along tonight.

4 runs will win most games for the Reds this season.

 

[JohnU]

Geez, would a 3-run inning be too much to ask?

 

[JohnU]

4 runs will win most games for the Reds this season.

Not on the road. I want a 12-run lead!

 

[Kate Upton]

Geez, would a 3-run inning be too much to ask?

I'll settle for a 1 run inning

 

[Kate Upton]

Not on the road. I want a 12-run lead!

I want to retire and play golf every day

 

[Kate Upton]

Blake Parker = Greg Maddux

 

[JohnU]

Popup and 2 strikeouts against a pedestrian reliever.
Wow, what happens when the real pitchers show up?

 

[JohnU]

.................. or not.

 

[Kate Upton]

Homer Bailey

 

[JohnU]

I am sure glad we pulled a double steal.

 

[Kate Upton]

I am sure glad we pulled a double steal.

Well if we hadn't...we'd be losing

 

[JohnU]

We ain't winnin' shit this game.

I don't see any evidence the offense has done anything except steal 3rd base.

 

[Kate Upton]

We ain't winnin' shit this game.

I don't see any evidence the offense has done anything except steal 3rd base.

I think you're underestimating the Cubs ability to suck ass

 

[JohnU]

So Baker has apparently decided to put the relief pitcher in such a tough spot as to have no choice.

Given how this anemic offense performs, it's suicide. Why did he even let Homer go out there?

So for his genius move in the double steal, cancel that out with managerial stupidity.