Piece Update

[Cedrique]

Called Strike 0-1

 

[Cedrique]

It's a little known fact that Ryan has a twin brother that stole a lot of his money. Here's the pitch

 

[Cedrique]

Ground ball to left field! It's in for a hit. Take that "shifters". 4-3 Gwinnett on the single by Piece!

I'll be meeting Ryan here after the game.

 

[Cedrique]

Rochester comes back with 2 in the bottom of the 8th to win it. Even Piece couldn't save the boys from Gwinnett tonight. On a happier note, the guy a couple seats over said he could score some wacky weed. He said I would have to meet him in the parking lot of the Kodak Museum. I'm a little scared, so I'll probably just hit the Klassy Cat and hope to hang out with Piece....

 

[Omar 382]

Rochester comes back with 2 in the bottom of the 8th to win it. Even Piece couldn't save the boys from Gwinnett tonight. On a happier note, the guy a couple seats over said he could score some wacky weed. He said I would have to meet him in the parking lot of the Kodak Museum. I'm a little scared, so I'll probably just hit the Klassy Cat and hope to hang out with Piece....

WTF is wrong with you- you have the chance to score dirty coke and wacky weed, and you're going to puss out and eat a burger with Arnold Benedict II???

Look, get the weed and coke, call me on my burner and give me the crossroads. I've got some Amazing Acid, and we're going to shoot the sequel to this epic 1981 music video with even cooler and more obnoxious special effects:

 

[Cedrique]

WTF is wrong with you- you have the chance to score dirty coke and wacky weed, and you're going to puss out and eat a burger with Arnold Benedict II???

Look, get the weed and coke, call me on my burner and give me the crossroads. I've got some Amazing Acid, and we're going to shoot the sequel to this epic 1981 music video with even cooler and more obnoxious special effects:

I like the video but I disagree with your assessment. First of all the Klassy Cat is an adult club. Secondly, while the drugs may seem like the right call to a millenial such as yourself I always learned that if you have a chance to go to a strip club with a guy that made $25 Mil a year, you take it. Only good things can happen

 

[Cedrique]

Just got back from the game. Piece was 0-4 today, lowering his average down to an even .300. More importantly I've found a new calling. After the game today I met up with a group of like-minded people who call themselves "Piece heads". They had an extra spot in the van so I will be traveling around the east coast with them, checking out all of Ryan Howard's games up until the point where he is back in the majors where he belongs.

 

[Cedrique]

Piece didn't even play today. I am starting to question quitting my job to become a Piece Head, but for now I will stay the course. On to Pawtucket for the next series. Never been to Rhode Island, so before the games I will probably be doing the tourist-y stuff like visiting the set of Family Guy.

 

[Cedrique]

Back in action tonight in Pawtucket. Piece is 1-2 with a single. Ryan is now hitting .333. The game is getting ugly early. Pawtucket is up 9-0 in the bottom of the 4th, with Piece's hit the only base runner for Gwinnett. I don't know if I'll make it to the end of this one. Pawtucket Pat from the brewery is here giving away free beer. This one has disaster written all over it.....

 

[jvett77]

Back in action tonight in Pawtucket. Piece is 1-2 with a single. Ryan is now hitting .333. The game is getting ugly early. Pawtucket is up 9-0 in the bottom of the 4th, with Piece's hit the only base runner for Gwinnett. I don't know if I'll make it to the end of this one. Pawtucket Pat from the brewery is here giving away free beer. This one has disaster written all over it.....

I advise busing with the Iron Pigs. More excitement from Hoskins and Cozens. Piece is due for a long slump.

 

[Cedrique]

Piece is now 0-2 in today's matinee in Pawtucket. He is hitting .250. On a side note, in last night's game Kyle Kendrick pitched 7 innings of 1 hit ball for Pawtucket.

 

[jvett77]

Piece is now 0-2 in today's matinee in Pawtucket. He is hitting .250. On a side note, in last night's game Kyle Kendrick pitched 7 innings of 1 hit ball for Pawtucket.

Go Kyle!

 

[Cedrique]

Piece now hitting .190, facing Pawtucket again today to close out the series. On a side note, the pitcher for Pawtucket today is Hector Velazquez---could it be a distant relative?

 

[Cedrique]

Piece now hitting .167. Thinking about becoming a Dead Head. Are they still a thing?

 

[jvett77]

Piece now hitting .167. Thinking about becoming a Dead Head. Are they still a thing?

Relax, just one of Piece's early season slumps. He'll have 8 HRs by June 1.

 

[Cedrique]

Now at .148, I'm afraid the Braves may never give Piece a chance

 

[Retroram52]

Classic Cedrique. LOL!

 

[Cedrique]

All worry was erased in the late innings last night as the Big Piece stroked a hard single into right field last night in Gwinnett to raise his average to .179. I feel bad for doubting him. P.S. having a great time watching Piece play at home here in Gwinnett. They actually have something called "boiled peanuts" down here. Didja ever??? What will they think of next?

 

[Retroram52]

This whole thread is hilarious, Cedrique. You really have some serious material for stand-up comedy if your day job goes south.

 

[Cedrique]

Piece goes yard! The big guy is finally starting to put it together! Gwinnett is down 5-4 in the top of the 9th so we're hoping Piece can do something dramatic in the bottom of the frame. Having a great time down here. Not much to do during the day so I went down to the local courthouse. There was a big murder trial going on. Two college kids were driving through on spring break and apparently robbed and killed a convenience store owner. Their attorney is some crazy little dude from up in North Jersey or New York or something. After they stopped for the day I saw the judge in the hallway. The guy was like 7 feet tall-no joke! He looked like Herman Munster!