Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

[esls79]

It seems the NHL fits a perfect bell shaped curve this season. Tampa on one end and Arizona on the other. The rest of the teams are all pretty much in the middle.

This is becoming like the NFL with all the parody this season. This definitely isn't you're father's NHL, that's for sure.

DOANED!

 

[dash]

Ouch

Flames play the Flyers on Saturday afternoon, it would be a shame if Gudas wasn't available due to a suspension.

 

[dare2be]

I am on board for this Penguins' Twitter pun game.

Just what I need, more puns implanted in my brain.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

An Ontario born first overall draft pick is leading the NHL scoring race. His closest competition is his winger -- an overseas import who is leading the league in goals scored. Nope, it's not Connor and Leon, it's Steve and Nikita.

/Steve and Nikita combined for 7 points in a 6-1 win while Connor and Leon combined for zero points in a 4-1 loss.

What I get from this is that the best hockey players are from Ontario and they string along foreign pukes.

 

[dare2be]

What I get from this is that the best hockey players are from Ontario and they string along foreign pukes.

Like Stempniak?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Like Stempniak?

Sounds Russian. Plop him alongside Johnny T!

 

[dash]

You know what hurts, Kucherov was taken immediately after the Flames drafted defenseman Tyler Wotherspoon in the 2011 draft.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

You know what hurts, Kucherov was taken immediately after the Flames drafted defenseman Tyler Wotherspoon in the 2011 draft.

You got Gaudreau 2 rounds later.

Try being the team that thought Tyler Biggs and Stuart Percy were worth trading up to get in the first round.

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

You know what hurts, Kucherov was taken immediately after the Flames drafted defenseman Tyler Wotherspoon in the 2011 draft.

OOH! I like draft day what ifs. Hold on, let me look at what Columbus did that year.








fuck jeff carter

 

[Darkstone42]

Just what I need, more puns implanted in my brain.

We all know getting puns out of you is like pulling teeth.

 

[dash]

Ignorance is no defense, you AHL plugger - Also, I guess a love tap on the ankles qualifies as a spear these days.

 

[dash]

Has anybody at the DOPeS seen this video of Anthony Mantha pounding away as he lays on top of Travis Hamonic?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Has anybody at the DOPeS seen this video of Anthony Mantha pounding away as he lays on top of Travis Hamonic?

I think he was trying to do the Flames a favour.

 

[tducey]

Kucherov and Stamkos are playing some amazing hockey. 7 pts. between them last night, they're really showing no sigs of slowing down whatsoever.

 

[dash]

I think he was trying to do the Flames a favour.

Then he should have pounded on TJ Brodie.

/Hey-Oh!

 

[dash]

Lol - Spearing - I've seem better spears at a cocktail bar.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This would be nice.

 

[dash]

Bettman needs to shut his pie hole.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

This would be nice.

A Quarter of a Season of Vegas hockey and BOOM.