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NUance
my lysdexia is actign up
I’m off the green, on the wrong side of the cart path, about 120 yards from the hole. The beverage girl pulls up and stops about 30 yards ahead, clearly off to the side of my line, as I’m about to punch it back on the fairway and up towards the hole. I shank it (of course) and my shot heads directly for the beverage girl. Fortunately, her cart has a windshield on it. The ball smacks right in front of her. Puts a golf-ball-sized crack in the plexiglass windshield straight in front of her face.
She’s mildly freaked out. I am mildly embarrassed. So I buy a round of brews for my buddies, who are dying laughing. I give the beverage girl a $10 tip and get the hell out of there, dropping my ball safely in the middle of the fairway about 80 yds from the hole.
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She’s mildly freaked out. I am mildly embarrassed. So I buy a round of brews for my buddies, who are dying laughing. I give the beverage girl a $10 tip and get the hell out of there, dropping my ball safely in the middle of the fairway about 80 yds from the hole.
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