Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[sooner78wakeboard]

Wolfman's got nards....

 

[olympicoscar]

I coulda been a contender.

 

[757Hokie83]

"We can keep her loaded, and then peddle her ass at the drug convention.

Yeah, she's perfect for this gig.

These cops'll go 50 bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang-fuck her.

We can set her up in one of these backstreet motels...

hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, and then turn these fucking pigs loose on her."

 

[olympicoscar]

You can't fight in here General, this is the War Room.

 

[beardown07]

Dave's not here, man.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."

"I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis."

"He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

 

[Psych-Ward]

Tom Highway: Why don't you just sit there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain.



Tom Highway: Does his mamma know he's playing marine?



Tom Highway: It's my will against yours, and you will lose.

 

[Psych-Ward]

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

 

[Psych-Ward]

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

 

[beardown07]

rep for first Caddyshack quote


believe its the first Murray quote too...double rep

 

[beardown07]

Chevy Chase doing tequila shots with what's her face, is one of my favorite all-time scenes in a movie....I was boooorn to lick your face

 

[7NationalChampionships]

"I will follow you though the mists of Avalon....if that's what you mean"

 

[beardown07]

Jesus, did you see what Gaaahd just did to us man!?



God didn't do that, you did it, you're a fucking narcotics agent..I knew it.

 

[beardown07]

"There he goes, one of gods own prototypes a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, to rare to die."

 

[Psych-Ward]

rep for first Caddyshack quote


believe its the first Murray quote too...double rep

Thank you Sir

 

[bocomo007]

Love, love, love this movie and this scene.

"Now he asked you twice. Ain't gonna ask again."

[blows mirror away with shotgun]

"Now we'll have our drinks."

good flick

 

[HammerDown]

This scene.

 

[Sox33OSU]

rep for first Caddyshack quote


believe its the first Murray quote too...double rep

Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.

 

[olympicoscar]

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

You talking to me?

They call me Mr. Tibbs.

Show me the money.

 

[Psych-Ward]

Hey Whitey, Where's your hat???