Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[Psych-Ward]

The Ak-47 When you gotta kill every mother fucker in the room. Accept no substitute.

 

[herky]

You worried about saving your own skin?

Yeah, I am. It covers my body.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Hey, you'll be happy to know that as soon as you left, I popped your daughter's trunk!"

 

[herky]

I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves."

 

[Tomhusker]

"There's no way, no way that you could've come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth!"

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Quick: Hey, I have a lot of money on you, Man.
The Champ: W-w-w-well... y-y-y-you's gettin ready to b-b-b-be a rich ****a... you see, cause, c-c-come next week... I'm knockin'... somebody... the fuck out!

"I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine."

Sugar Ray: How was your date?
Quick: I killed her.
Sugar Ray: Ah, tore the pussy up, huh!
Quick: No, man, I killed her.
Sugar Ray: What the fuck you talking about
Quick: I shot her,man.
Sugar Ray: Hmm. Was the pussy that bad, man?

 

[tech_iceman]

I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables - slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

 

[ThruTheEyesOfRuby]

I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables - slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Excellent.

 

[olympicoscar]

Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

Good morning Dave, good morning Hal.

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Let my people go.

 

[HammerDown]

Go ahead. Make my day.

 

[ThruTheEyesOfRuby]

Good morning Dave, good morning Hal.

I haven't seen this movie in ages. I really should see it again.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit."

"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."

"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

"I want my two dollars!"

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Alonzo Harris: You got a kid, right?
Jake Hoyt: Yeah, I got a little girl.
Alonzo Harris: I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
Jake Hoyt: Can we not talk about my family?
Alonzo Harris: That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

EOT......

 

[huskers1217]

Alonzo Harris: You got a kid, right?
Jake Hoyt: Yeah, I got a little girl.
Alonzo Harris: I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
Jake Hoyt: Can we not talk about my family?
Alonzo Harris: That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?

Shit, HISL.. I didn't know you like to get wet

 

[tech_iceman]

That's $25,000 alpaca. You blot that shit!

 

[TexasMan]

You should start Wedman.

 

[canewoman]

There is nothing more depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge