Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[HammerDown]

"I don't think you understand. I didn't come here to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from Rambo."

 

[HammerDown]

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best. With guns. With knives. With his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best."

Damn, after all these years First Blood still entertains the hell outta me. All of the Rambo movies do, just like James Bond.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best. With guns. With knives. With his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best."

Damn, after all these years First Blood still entertains the hell outta me. All of the Rambo movies do, just like James Bond.

I don't know why but I love that line.

 

[HammerDown]

One of the best movies ever made. One of my favorite scenes.

 

[tech_iceman]

"I'm exhausted."
"Yea me too, but I'm really wire, what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

 

[huskers1217]

 

[tech_iceman]

this is a thread of quotes, not scenes

 

[Psych-Ward]

Junior: Daddy, my hat blew off!
Sheriff Justice: I hope your God damn head was in it!
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Sheriff Justice: Nobody... Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!
Junior: Except for that-
Sheriff Justice: Shut yo' ass...
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Junior, you are a brave little tick turd.

 

[HammerDown]

Daddy, can I drive?

Don't you evuh, EVUH threaten your Daddy like that again.

 

[tech_iceman]

shut the fuck up Donny

 

[tech_iceman]

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me there are ways dude, you don't even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass."

"I get dressed, I kill him and be right back."

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one!"

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waitin' to get fucked."

"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls."

 

[Psych-Ward]

Yippee-Ki-Ya Mother Fucker

 

[Psych-Ward]

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!


I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort.





English mother fucker, do you speak it?



The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

 

[HammerDown]

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Surprised we haven't mentioned that one yet.

 

[herky]

Mr. Morgan, If you're edged cuz im weezin all your grindage, just chill.. cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing goin on over at my pad, id go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hardcore cruster.

 

[herky]

Dude, Bartles or James, which one are you?

 

[fordman84]

He said 'The sheriff is near'.

No gosh dawgit...

 

[TexasMan]

Too weird to live. Too rare to die.