Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[SwampHumpy]

Haha! Thanks for that one. Love the Spicoli!!!!!!!

 

[Shanemansj13]

Beanie: "I don't know why you gotta do it around the kid, with the F-in. All you gotta say is earmuffs to him. Earmuffs. Then you can say fuck, shit, bitch whatever you want."

Frank: "Cock, balls."

Beane: "Ok, I'm just proving a point, you don't have to celebrate it Frank."

 

[SwampHumpy]

She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Your father was circumcised by my rabbi, you prick!"

"Be not Thou far from me, O Lord.
[lining up a rifle shot]

Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
[lining up a rifle shot]

My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust.
[lining up a rifle shot]

O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not my enemies triumph over me."

 

[Shanemansj13]

"Everybody got problems. My mama got problems, she lost her leg. My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle. My dog threw up somebody's finger. That's a problem."

"I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you."

 

[SwampHumpy]

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

 

[jrs21]

Stu: “Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he’s kind of a sweetheart.”
Alan: “I think he’s mean.”

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do."

Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.


"You got knocked the fuck out ... "

 

[olympicoscar]

C'mon up and see me sometime.

Here's looking at you babe.

Never go against the family.

 

[dp_broncos]

"No way these are local boys. My votes for outer space."

 

[SwampHumpy]

“HAL, open the pod bay doors.

 

[Shanemansj13]

"Dude...you just touched Kristy Boner's hoo hoo. Shibby!"

 

[Shanemansj13]

Here's Johnny!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"

Roy Scheider uttered this classic line the first time his character sees just how big his fishy nemesis is. What most people don't know is that the iconic quip was improvised by Scheider and was not in the final script.

 

[huskers1217]

I wanna shoot you so bad, my dicks hard

 

[occupant]

"No matter where you go, there you are" - Buckaroo Banzai

 

[SwampHumpy]

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome, anything made by man can be overcome."

"The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating."

"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."

 

[SwampHumpy]

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome, anything made by man can be overcome."

"The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating."

"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."

Awesome movie.

 

[beardown07]

"We can keep her loaded, and then peddle her ass at the drug convention.

Yeah, she's perfect for this gig.

These cops'll go 50 bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang-fuck her.

We can set her up in one of these backstreet motels...

hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, and then turn these fucking pigs loose on her."