Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[7NationalChampionships]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

This.

 

[Tomhusker]

The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.

 

[7NationalChampionships]

Okay, we need a Westerns thread. Sit tight...

We have one around here somewhere. Lots of Tombstone quotes in thar.

 

[olympicoscar]

Leave the gun, take the Cannoli.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Leave the gun, take the Cannoli.

I was wondering when someone was gonna use a quote from this one.

 

[TigerBait1971]

I hate most people...there are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

7even?

 

[Tomhusker]

Had my back broke once and my hip twice, and on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.

 

[antone112]

Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

[tech_iceman]

7even?

There Will Be Blood

 

[beardown07]

Every single sentence uttered in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[Shanemansj13]

"I got reservations at Chili's, I'm meeting my boys."

Closing time, time to roll to the Chili's and chow down with my boys.

 

[Gatorchip]

Oh also the entire movie of Inglourious Basterds

Lt. Aldo Raine: Well I speak the most Italian, so Ill be your escort. Donowitz speaks the second most so hell be your Italian cameraman. Ans Hirschberg third most, so hell be Donny's assistant.

PFC Gerold Hirschberg: But I dont speak Italian.

Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Just keep your fuckin mouth shut. In fact why dont you start practising, right now

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!"

 

[Shanemansj13]

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!"

 

[jrs21]

I have nipples greg, can you milk me?

 

[Shanemansj13]

"Yah, I got a package for Gaylord Focker."

"Yep, that's me."

"Wait, hold up, let me get this straight. So your name is Ghey Focker." hahahaha

 

[JohnRandle]

" I hired you guys to build a railroad, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots"

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

"Vaughn deals...and Heywood swings and crushes one towards South America. Tomlinson will need a visa to catch this one ... "

 

[JohnRandle]

"I heard there's 3 kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflower and sons a bitches".

 

[Tomhusker]

We have the Hulk.