Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[JohnRandle]

"Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens"..

 

[HammerDown]

 

[Tomhusker]

You want me to drag him outa here and kick his ass?

 

[Tomhusker]

Hell, I'll piss on a sparkplug if it'll help!

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

Like the late great Colonel Sanders used to say, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

 

[JohnRandle]

There's a bunch from Gleason..lol

 

[SwampHumpy]

Every single sentence uttered in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

“And how do you know she’s a Witch?”

“She turned me into a Newt!!!”
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“........... I got better"

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Well, he fucks like he pitches. Sorta all over the place."

"I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core p0rnography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 

[Shanemansj13]

"Cold weather makes people stupid and that's a fact."

 

[tech_iceman]

"Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-trucker magazine!"

"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."

"That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey."




Randal Graves: That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

Hobbit Lover: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!

Randal Graves: And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

 

[SwampHumpy]

Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?
Flounder: [drunk] Hello!
Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...
[sees Bluto with a pair of pensils in his nostrels]
Dean Vernon Wormer: MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.
[Bluto shrugs]

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."

 

[tech_iceman]

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share ****ography with one another. "

 

[SwampHumpy]

"I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shit like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?"

 

[ckhokie]

You know the Nazis made the Jews wear flair.

 

[SwampHumpy]

"Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!"

 

[HammerDown]

"I hate Illinois Nazis"

"How much for the women? We want to buy your women. How much for the little girl?"

 

[SwampHumpy]

"I'm not getting a sig' on my beeper."

 

[HammerDown]

"Well, he fucks like he pitches. Sorta all over the place."

"I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core p0rnography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 

[SwampHumpy]

"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."

"Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden."