WTF were Harper and Bryant thinking?

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I google imaged Harper's wife and the posted picture is probably the worst one. Bonus points for being a college soccer player.

So she has muscles "down there"

 

[redseat]

With millions of dollars... money out of the equation... marriage. You would MARRY?

Sure.... Tax break... But I get what you're saying

 

[The Q]

well they aren't gold diggers I guess

I think they are their hs or college gfs.

 

[The Q]

Of course we basically all 'wood'. Wood you marry that if you were a multi-millionaire professional athlete!?

We're not talking about smashing.... we're talking about smashing that chick for the rest of your life while in your 20s, if you your dick strays and you're caught you're giving up half (if not more) of your multi-million assets. Jesus Christ redseat, did you really need me to spell it out for you?

Pre-nup, homey.

 

[Sparhawk]

Anna Benson says, "Hold my beer...."

 

[Indrid Cold]

What are you doing Friday night sailor?

What happened to our regular Friday night corn oil session, you unfaithful bitch?!?!?!

 

[Indrid Cold]

Anna Benson says, "Hold my beer...."

Last picture I saw of her looked like a package of hamburger that had been stomped on a few times....

 

[Sparhawk]

Last picture I saw of her looked like a package of hamburger that had been stomped on a few times....

Could have went Tawny Kitaen, but I think the same concept applies.....

 

[Indrid Cold]

So she has muscles "down there"

She threatened to penalty kick his balls into the stratosphere if he didn't marry her...

 

[Indrid Cold]

Could have went Tawny Kitaen, but I think the same concept applies.....

Didn't she try to kill Chuck Finley with her high heeled shoes while he was driving?
Always a smart strategy, attack the driver while the car is moving!

 

[Sparhawk]

Didn't she try to kill Chuck Finley with her high heeled shoes while he was driving?
Always a smart strategy, attack the driver while the car is moving!

Yup.

But, to be fair, perhaps she thought they were filming a Whitesnake video???

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What are you doing Friday night sailor?

Camping.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What happened to our regular Friday night corn oil session, you unfaithful bitch?!?!?!

 

[Indrid Cold]

Yup.
But, to be fair, perhaps she thought they were filming a Whitesnake video???

Sounds more like SWF with JJ Leigh blowing the guy and then killing him with her shoe....

 

[Indrid Cold]

Camping.

You're bringing the amyl nitrite, right?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Tawny Kitaen

I don't even think she was particularly hot back in the day. Now she looks like something my kid made out of Play-Doh.

 

[Myles]

It's not like either of the chicks are fugly.
They are probably doing it right. They will make better moms for their kids. They probably won't cheat on them or divorce them and take allot of money.

 

[Sparhawk]

I don't even think she was particularly hot back in the day. Now she looks like something my kid made out of Play-Doh.

I mean, she wasn't terrible in those Whitesnake videos, no???

 

[Sparhawk]

It's not like either of the chicks are fugly.
They are probably doing it right. They will make better moms for their kids. They probably won't cheat on them or divorce them and take allot of money.

The nerve of these guys marrying for love.....

 

[Indrid Cold]

I don't even think she was particularly hot back in the day. Now she looks like something my kid made out of Play-Doh.

Great bod, so so face. The bod and the giant hair distracted the viewer's eye from the face in the Whitesnake videos....