WORST HOCKEY NEWS EVER (thanks for nothing, jstew)

[jstewismybastardson]

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine
Sources tell ESPN that NBA commissioner David Stern will announce later today that he's stepping down as commish on Feb. 1, 2014

you know Bettman wants that job and if offered he takes it

 

[jstewismybastardson]

can a mod change the thread title to "WORST HOCKEY NEWS EVER"




Deputy Adam Silver will replace Stern

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wyatt Arndt ‏@TheStanchion
Imagine if Gary Bettman announced he was stepping down in 9 months? Automatic new national holiday in Canada.

 

[SLY]

I hate you... My stomach got butterflies clicking on this thread. Then it felt like I got kicked in the nuts.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I hate you... My stomach got butterflies clicking on this thread. Then it felt like I got kicked in the nuts.

and Im ok with that ... youre saving your love for Mischa!

 

[SLY]

... jstewismybastardsonisabastard.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

and Im ok with that ... youre saving your love for Mischa!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

it truly would have been awesome news had the nba not named a stern successor already

bettman wants that job bigtime ... wants to wander into NBA lockerooms to gawk at black schlongs

 

[dash]

bettman wants that job bigtime ... wants to wander into NBA lockerooms to gawk at black schlongs

 

[jstewismybastardson]

well well well


queue the "so youre sayin theres a chance" clip from dumb and dumber

BREAKING: NBA Owners to negotiate with Adam Silver as new NBA Commish

 

[mattola]

NHL wont let Bettman go. he is the perfect puppet for Jacobs and the power teams

 

[jstewismybastardson]

NHL wont let Bettman go. he is the perfect puppet for Jacobs and the power teams

could be urban legend but I remember hearing Bettman had an out clause if he was offered the commisioner job in the NBA

 

[mattola]

could be urban legend but I remember hearing Bettman had an out clause if he was offered the commisioner job in the NBA

Id buy all of us Vancouver fans on SportsHoopla in Vancouver dinner if this occurred.

 

[mooger_35]

Id buy all of us Vancouver fans on SportsHoopla in Vancouver dinner if this occurred.

I'd make a trip over for that!

 

[higgyfan4]

Id buy all of us Vancouver fans on SportsHoopla in Vancouver dinner if this occurred.

:mmph: That's discrimination!!!

(thanks for nothing, jstew)

If I had a dime for every time that phrase was muttered, I'd probably have a $1 or 2...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If I had a dime for every time that phrase was muttered, I'd probably have a $1 or 2...

 

[dash]

Id buy all of us Vancouver fans on SportsHoopla in Vancouver dinner if this occurred.

As I have been told several times on this board...


WE ARE ALL CANUCKS!!!

 

[mattola]

:mmph: That's discrimination!!!



If I had a dime for every time that phrase was muttered, I'd probably have a $1 or 2...

easily fixable higgy.. just have to change your colours ... but if your in town your welcome to join

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Why did the NBA have to make a decision so damn quickly? Bettman would be perfect for that job. It would be like Milbury taking over as GM of the Bruins.:

 

[forty_three]

Why did the NBA have to make a decision so damn quickly?

Because NBA stake holders have televisions and access to the Internet?