Why I WILL NOT watch the Super Bowl

[mrschaney]

In 1992 a crack NFL Exec was sent to Cincinnati by the NFL commissioner to examine our staff, whom were told to cease plans to create an nfl dynasty(THE BROWN SYSTEM.) These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Cincinnati underground. Today, still wanted by the NFL Commissioner, they survive as the Bengals executive masterminds of fortune. If Marvin Lewis has a problem, if no one else can help, and when he can use them, he taps into this secret team.
So, you see, we cannot win. THE NFL IS RIGGED. The nfl does not want this sytem that Mike Brown created to go forward so they find ways to undermine the process. The nfl wants parity, not a dynasty.
It is quite simple. If a small market man as Mike Brown can create the ultimate dynasty with little cash, it will break the big spending nfl system and the nfl will LOSE MONEY!
So we are constantly getting bad calls, plays leaked etc., to keep our system in check.
That is why I will not watch!

 

[DanBengalfan]

we practice in full view of anyone with a high rise office, that's why our plays are leaked.

 

[Brahmsian]

we practice in full view of anyone with a high rise office, that's why our plays are leaked.

That's a lot more likely than the ideas posted earlier in the thread.

Conspiracy theorists! There's no getting rid of them, is there?

 

[rmilia1]

In 1992 a crack NFL Exec was sent to Cincinnati by the NFL commissioner to examine our staff, whom were told to cease plans to create an nfl dynasty(THE BROWN SYSTEM.) These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Cincinnati underground. Today, still wanted by the NFL Commissioner, they survive as the Bengals executive masterminds of fortune. If Marvin Lewis has a problem, if no one else can help, and when he can use them, he taps into this secret team.
So, you see, we cannot win. THE NFL IS RIGGED. The nfl does not want this sytem that Mike Brown created to go forward so they find ways to undermine the process. The nfl wants parity, not a dynasty.
It is quite simple. If a small market man as Mike Brown can create the ultimate dynasty with little cash, it will break the big spending nfl system and the nfl will LOSE MONEY!
So we are constantly getting bad calls, plays leaked etc., to keep our system in check.
That is why I will not watch!

So basically its like the A-Team??? " I pity the fool that messes with Mike Brown!!"

 

[DanBengalfan]

lol, zactly

 

[bengaldoug]

June always manages to get a few bites.......

 

[dare2be]

I haven't watched any football since the Bengals/Chargers game...

 

[kramer1]

I haven't watched any football since the Bengals/Chargers game...

Me neither. Couldn't possibly care less.

 

[DanBengalfan]

here's a 1 minute sim highlights
the broncos win in OT

Super Bowl 48 Highlights According to Tecmo Super Bowl - TecmoBowl.org Official - YouTube

 

[jwil007]

Denver knew all of Seattle's plays and still couldnt stop it! Enforce your WILL!

 

[kramer1]

What a shit game. I hate the NFL.

 

[DanBengalfan]

Denver is like the 5th best team in the NFL after Sea,SF,Car, and N.O.

but they have to sell these commercials to someone.

 

[bengaldoug]

What a shit game. I hate the NFL.

Seems like whenever great defense meets great offense, great defense dominates. As of now none of the top eight offenses in history have won the Super Bowl.

 

[JDM]

In 1992 a crack NFL Exec was sent to Cincinnati by the NFL commissioner to examine our staff, whom were told to cease plans to create an nfl dynasty(THE BROWN SYSTEM.) These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Cincinnati underground. Today, still wanted by the NFL Commissioner, they survive as the Bengals executive masterminds of fortune. If Marvin Lewis has a problem, if no one else can help, and when he can use them, he taps into this secret team.
So, you see, we cannot win. THE NFL IS RIGGED. The nfl does not want this sytem that Mike Brown created to go forward so they find ways to undermine the process. The nfl wants parity, not a dynasty.
It is quite simple. If a small market man as Mike Brown can create the ultimate dynasty with little cash, it will break the big spending nfl system and the nfl will LOSE MONEY!
So we are constantly getting bad calls, plays leaked etc., to keep our system in check.
That is why I will not watch!

Holy fucking retard.

What is it with Bengals fans blaming the NFL for the fact that their franchise is and always will be a joke?

 

[bengaldoug]

Another Chaney victim......

 

[DanBengalfan]

YOU JUST GOT CHANEY'D!!!!

ROFLFLFLFLFLFLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[cincygrad]

Holy fucking retard.

What is it with Bengals fans blaming the NFL for the fact that their franchise is and always will be a joke?

Oh the irony......

 

[dare2be]

It is fun to watch, isn't it?