Who Is Running The Mets? Seems Not Management...

[moxie]

I smoke cigarettes. I'm not fat, dipshit. I've seen your picture, you have tits and aren't getting laid by women.

WTF is wrong with having tits and not getting laid by women??

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

WTF is wrong with having tits and not getting laid by women??

Nothing, if you're taking the D, which I suppose Omar is.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

It always comes back to the Wilpons. The rest of the cast is a revolving door, they're the common denominator.

 

[Omar 382]

More wins and 50% more playoff berths over the last three decades.

Yes from a relevancy standpoint, the Indians are above the Mets. Particularly if you handicap for team payrolls. Of course, I wouldn't expect a guy who's been a really huge baseball fan since October 2008 to know much about that.

Ha. Been a fan since 2006, while the Phils were in the midst of a 14 year playoff drought. Also, I was 9. You know, it didn't take until I was in my 30's to start following baseball, like most people.

 

[Omar 382]

I smoke cigarettes. I'm not fat, dipshit. I've seen your picture, you have tits and aren't getting laid by women.

Yes, I am slightly overweight and have man-tits when I sit down. So what? Tom fucking Hardy has man-tits.

I mean, honestly, I don't usually shit on other people's appearance or circumstances in life, because life can be and is a bitch, but since you want to bring up women after a non-specific, obviously exaggerated claim I made that you're a virgin, let's take a look at the two candidates and see who will get laid by more women in the next, oh, let's say 30 years:

Candidate A- Is 19, not married, no kids, does not dip any longer, only smokes around 3 cigarettes a month, is slightly overweight (but has lost 10 pounds since being put on medicine for BED), and has no other physical problems.

Candidate B- Is in his 40's, married, has multiple kids, smokes a lot, probably has yellow teeth and disgusting breath to go along with his unkempt beard, drinks a ton of liquor, and let's not forget the lung complications from all that opium he smoked in college with the cool kids. In order to get laid by someone who's not his wife, he has to A. not die, and then B. either divorce his wife or sleep around.

What's that saying? Oh yeah. "Dos mio."

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Also, I was 9.

I remember. I was the guy in the van with the candy.

 

[Omar 382]

I remember. I was the guy in the van with the candy.

That's the Mandela Effect. I got picked up and raped by a guy in truck, weirdo

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yes, I am slightly overweight and have man-tits when I sit down. So what? Tom fucking Hardy has man-tits.

I mean, honestly, I don't usually shit on other people's appearance or circumstances in life, because life can be and is a bitch, but since you want to bring up women after a non-specific, obviously exaggerated claim I made that you're a virgin, let's take a look at the two candidates and see who will get laid by more women in the next, oh, let's say 30 years:

Candidate A- Is 19, not married, no kids, does not dip any longer, only smokes around 3 cigarettes a month, is slightly overweight (but has lost 10 pounds since being put on medicine for BED), and has no other physical problems.

Candidate B- Is in his 40's, married, has multiple kids, smokes a lot, probably has yellow teeth and disgusting breath to go along with his unkempt beard, drinks a ton of liquor, and let's not forget the lung complications from all that opium he smoked in college with the cool kids. In order to get laid by someone who's not his wife, he has to A. not die, and then B. either divorce his wife or sleep around.

What's that saying? Oh yeah. "Dos mio."

If you knew a small fraction of what you think you know -- and not just about me, in general -- you might be dangerous.

 

[Omar 382]

If you knew a small fraction of what you think you know -- and not just about me, in general -- you might be dangerous.

You've said that before. If you keep saying it, I just might actually give a fuck about what you think you know (it will take a while though)

 

[StanMarsh51]

The game has passed Alderson by.....On his watch, 2 of the best hitters in baseball, Daniel Murphy and Justin Turner, have been allowed to walk for what amounts to peanuts in terms of finances......Coincidentally, 3rd base and 2nd base are huge black holes for this team

In all fairness, I don't think many expected/predicted Murphy and Turner to become the hitters they did. Turner at best was an average/slightly above average hitter nearing age 30 when the Mets let him walk, and Murphy was already 30 and was an above average hitter, but nobody was expecting him to go from .280 to nearly .350 overnight like he did.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Good for you, dude. I'll just assume you're still wearing parachute pants, Reebok Pumps and a Member's Only jacket.

LIAR!

It's red and white addidas

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

And normally, I'd stand up for anybody who says "I know my own body, I don't want an MRI," but damn dude, you're a professional athlete. You get paid literally on the basis of your physical performance. It behooves you to not only keep in shape but also to avail yourself of any intervention possible to keep performing at your peak.

Now he put the team in a bad situation. They had no choice but to back down and say, "Okay, it's your body." But I bet if they had forced the issue, they would have very likely been criticized for that.

Yeah, this team fucks up a lot, but not sure what else they were supposed to do when one of their star players bristled at the request to get himself checked out.

 

[handicappers]

If you knew a small fraction of what you think you know -- and not just about me, in general -- you might be dangerous.

Slink, did you know that Thunder Tits admitted to having a BMI of over 40?

That is literally obese by definition