What Will National Headlines Say Monday Morning?

[Scooby-Doo]

Considering not one medial outlet thinks the Cards stand a chance against the Seahawks, I though it would be fun to make up some headlines that you would like to see on Monday morning.

-DAVID SLAYS GOLIATH. THE ROAD TO THE SUPERBOWL GOES THROUGH GLENDALE!

 

[BHF]

As a football fan, I think a SB run by the Cards would be fantastic.

As a Hawk fan I hope we stomp a new mud hole in your ass on Sunday.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Johnny Football lights Carolina up like Christmas tree

who am I kidding...

Browns lose 4th in a row

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Something involving "Team X Receives Gift" or "Christmas Miracle by Team Y"

 

[jarntt]

How about Arizona loses 3rd QB for the season...Local fan from section 327 leads to victory...

 

[Inquisitor95]

Matt Leinart coming back to lead Cardinals

 

[TDs3nOut]

If I knew who is now the starting QB for AZ it would help. Definitely be noteworthy if the Cards manage the upset.

 

[flyerhawk]

Considering not one medial outlet thinks the Cards stand a chance against the Seahawks, I though it would be fun to make up some headlines that you would like to see on Monday morning.

-DAVID SLAYS GOLIATH. THE ROAD TO THE SUPERBOWL GOES THROUGH GLENDALE!

I am pretty sure the road to the Super Bowl does, in fact, go through Glendale.

 

[Scooby-Doo]

As a football fan, I think a SB run by the Cards would be fantastic.

As a Hawk fan I hope we stomp a new mud hole in your ass on Sunday.

He said mud hole...

 

[Scooby-Doo]

I am pretty sure the road to the Super Bowl does, in fact, go through Glendale.

I think you know where I'm going with that.

 

[LucklessPadresFan]

As a football fan, I think a SB run by the Cards would be fantastic.

As a Hawk fan I hope we stomp a new mud hole in your ass on Sunday.

LOL...I think the road to the Super Bowl has been rerouted and the fine state of Arizona is nowhere on the map.

 

[STBR 27]

- AS EXPECTED, ROAD TO THE SB GOES THROUGH SEATTLE

Meanwile on the back page of the sports section: - CARDS LIMPING INTO THE PLAYOFFS

 

[darken65]

Patriots Win Over Jets ,Refs Caught With The 'Fist Bump' Again After Brady QB Sneak For the Game Winning TD

 

[LambeauLegs]

Arent there 2 weeks left of football? Or are we sure the road to the Super Bowl will be determined this week?

 

[bksballer89]

"Saints clinch the sorry south"

 

[Davis_Mike]

"Cardinals win on a fake trick play punt return TD."

The Cardinals set up a punt return like the Rams did against the Seahawks by using Peterson as an outside blocker & decoy returner. This gets the attention of the punt coverage, and not wanting to fall for the same play again, too many players divert their attention towards PP. This then leaves Ginn in some easy to beat matchups for the TD.

 

[darken65]

Butt Fumble VS 2.0 Sanchez Gets Nose Stuck Up Ass This Time. Surgery Required.

 

[Uhsplit]

CARDS FOLD. SEATTLE EXPOSES ARIZONA'S ATTEMPT AT TRICKERY.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

- AS EXPECTED, ROAD TO THE SB GOES THROUGH SEATTLE

Meanwile on the back page of the sports section: - CARDS LIMPING INTO THE PLAYOFFS

Reigning SB Champs still not in the playoffs

 

[Uhsplit]

Reigning SB Champs still not in the playoffs

No doubt. Lose the next 2 and the season becomes a crusher.
10-4, Reigning SB Champs, winners of 7 of the last 8. A defense to die for. #1 rush offense in the league.
I like their chances.