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beantownmaniac

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Lol. We could do a whole thread of Caddyshack quotes.

Rodney Dangerfield: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Rodney: Geez I bet when you buy this hat you get a bowl of soup. (looks at Ted Knight) It looks good on you though
 

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What's your name?
Hilary...It's a German name. It means those whose bosoms defy gravity.
 

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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
 

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Hey Smails! My dinghy's bigger than your entire boat!
 

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Hey Wang...I think this is a restricted club, so don't tell anybody you're Jewish, all right?
 

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FOUR! Ooooh...I should've yelled two.
 

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
 

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Hey Wang...I think this is a restricted club, so don't tell anybody you're Jewish, all right?

Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. It still has marks where the jockey whipped it
 

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Quotes from Everything is Illuminated:

Jonathan: I'm distressed by dogs.
Alex: [in Russian to Grandfather] He is afraid of dogs.
Grandfather: [in Russian to Alex] Bullshit. No one is afraid of dogs.


Alex: Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many dangerous people who wanna take things from Americans, and also kidnap them. Good night!


Alex: I do not know any women who are taller than me. The women who *are* taller than me are lesbians, for whom 1969 was a very momentous year.


[as they drive by an abandoned, half-destroyed apartment building]
Jonathan: What is it?
Alex: Soviets.
Jonathan: What happened?
Alex: [pause] Independence.


Jonathan: I'm a vegetarian.
Alex: You're a what?
Jonathan: I don't eat meat.
Alex: How can you not eat meat?
Jonathan: I just don't.
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What?
Alex: No meat?
Jonathan: No meat.
Alex: Steak?
Jonathan: No...
Alex: Chickens!
Jonathan: No...
Alex: And what about the sausage?
Jonathan: No, no sausage, no meat!
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat any meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] Not even sausage?
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] I know!
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What is wrong with him?
Alex: What is wrong with you?
Jonathan: Nothing, I just don't eat meat!
 

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I talked to god this morn'in and he said I'll be com'in out of this a'l right, but as for you, your fuec'ked.

Where yah goin William,
I'm goin'ta pic a fight.


We a least we hat'ina get all dressed op fer not'in.

Thay a keep argu'in the color of Shait, even thou its bruien.
 
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